BILL SIKES OR SANDRO? ITâS HARD TO TELL! (with apologies to Oliver Reed - couldn't find his version of the original from the film of Oliver! [music by Lionel Bart]... this one seems the best of the rest:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzBrwdY-GA Strikers tremble when theyâre near him! Flying wingers always fear him! When he tackles how we cheer him! Nobody gets past... The Beast! Black beard darkens his appearance! Full-backs always fear his clearance - Theyâre reduced to incoherence! - They canât keep up with... The Beast! Midfield in his hand, Let him see the man who dares Stop him. Tracks him all the way - He can start to say his prayers! Biceps like an iron girder, Fit for doing of a murder, When he plays Iâve always heard a Shout not a whisper... (spoken) His name! The Beeeeeeeeeeeeast! Strikers tremble etc (sung) One day, there was Charlie Adam: He was playing like a madman! Whereâs his balls? - he knows he had âem - Now Charlieâs heard of ... His name! Saints are ready for the slaughter; Sandroâs doing what he oughter - And heâs gonna have to score ter Help them remember... The Beast! What is it? What is it? What is it? SANDRO! Prediction: Spurs 1 Southampton 0 Scorers: Sandro Cheers, Spurf!
I don't think we'll lose by more than three, so I'll go for: southampton 1:2 TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR Eriksen, Paulinho. COYS
Spurf, sorry - I had just received news that one of my oldest friends had passed away and forgot, for a moment, that this is a HOME game for us! Still, I think it is clearly evident that I have tipped US to win 2:1 (for one thing, I hae named TWO scorers)...Still, I just wanted to leave you without confusion BEFORE kick-off.