Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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On the sixth day, God created the dog
> and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and
> bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
> give you a life span of twenty years."
>
> The dog said, "That's a long time to
> be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you
> back the other ten?"
>
> And God saw it was good.
> Also on the sixth day, God created the monkey
> and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
> laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
> span."
>
> The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty
> years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
> give you back ten like the dog did?"
>
> And God, again saw it was good.
>
> Also on the sixth day, God created the cow and
> said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all
> day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk
> to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give
> you a life span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said, "That's kind of a tough
> life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty
> and I'll give back the other
> forty?"
>
> And God agreed it was good.
> Also on the sixth day, God created humans and
> said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
> this, I'll give you twenty years."
>
> But the human said, "Only twenty years?
> Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
> back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
> back; that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for
> it."
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we
> eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
> years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the
> next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the
> front porch and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to
> you.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you
> are looking for me I will be on the front porch
>
 
 
kiwiqpr said:
On the sixth day, God created the dog
> and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and
> bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
> give you a life span of twenty years."
>
> The dog said, "That's a long time to
> be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you
> back the other ten?"
>
> And God saw it was good.
> Also on the sixth day, God created the monkey
> and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
> laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
> span."
>
> The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty
> years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
> give you back ten like the dog did?"
>
> And God, again saw it was good.
>
> Also on the sixth day, God created the cow and
> said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all
> day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk
> to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give
> you a life span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said, "That's kind of a tough
> life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty
> and I'll give back the other
> forty?"
>
> And God agreed it was good.
> Also on the sixth day, God created humans and
> said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
> this, I'll give you twenty years."
>
> But the human said, "Only twenty years?
> Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
> back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
> back; that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for
> it."
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we
> eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
> years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the
> next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the
> front porch and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to
> you.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you
> are looking for me I will be on the front porch
>
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.<laugh><laugh>.
 
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