Room 101

I was going to say something similar but wasn't going to stop at bacon

 

Racist

 

Fixed

 

I deliberately put serial as i knew if i put cereal some bloody smart arse (probably you) would have changed it saying that was the only way it made sense. that worked well didn't it

 

Not true I also like multigrain Cheerios which pretty much covers everything.

 

people who dont like cheese. Through choice or allergy

Burn them in hell!

 

What if you have an allergy but love cheese? What if you have an allergy to cheese and swell up and almost die but still eat it because you love it so much and can't live without it?

What if you're so allergic to cheese you can't be in the same room as it or even look at cheese through a window?

What if........never mind already gone too far.

What if you're allergic to the smell of cheese so you can eat it but only with a peg on your nose?

Is this about all cheese or just certain types?

 

No hell for the above. That is cheese love at its finest. I'd advise seeing a shrink though

 

I was just asking like.

 

I know a good shrink in wales called Matthew

 

I'll look him up he probably lives by me. Thanks.

 

I'd like to put my Alan in room 101.

 

Wtf happened to Alan? He was made mod then disappeared, pressure of the job maybe.

 

Wrong Alan. I'm talking about my choir boy bumming son not world domination Alan.

 

Oh yeah, I remember, nice chap talked a lot of bollox.

 

Bring back the Alans!!!!

 

Not Slevin !!

I would like to hear some world domination stories from Alan though.

I heard he's a mod on the North Korea board now.

 

I'd like to put my missus in room 101

 

Alan was a strange one. Very serious guy, probably more suited to some geek forum.


He seriously didn't understand banter, even if you dunked him in a bath of banter he'd still come out moaning.

 

Is she worth a good banging?

If so, she can come into my room




But as you're about 80 I doubt she's some 25 year old model!