Schneiderlin For England?

[fran-MLs little camera]

Reminded me of that joke; what's the difference between an accordion and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up an accordion.

Morgan is a proud Frenchman. I am sure that he would only want to represent his own country.

I like that joke, but would be better if the instrument was bagpipes. Have you heard the definition of a true gentleman: he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Although its a massive 'up yours' to Morgan to see multitudes of players from French Colonies get into the French national side ahead of him. Same with most sides in Europe at the moment. Seems England are the only ones that have these 'standards'.

Doesn't it feel good?

 

[ChilcoSaint]

I like that joke, but would be better if the instrument was bagpipes. Have you heard the definition of a true gentleman: he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

My favourite in that genre is:

Q: What's the best way to tune a banjo?

A: With a hacksaw.

 

[Archers Road]

Schneiderlin's from Alsace isn't he? Perhaps he'd be eligible to play for Germany.

 

[Channonfodder]

Reminded me of that joke; what's the difference between an accordion and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up an accordion.

Morgan is a proud Frenchman. I am sure that he would only want to represent his own country.

I like that joke, but would be better if the instrument was bagpipes. Have you heard the definition of a true gentleman: he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Well, there are many variants of course. What is the definition of perfect pitch? It's when you drop a banjo down a mine shaft and it doesn't touch the sides on the way down.

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

the definition of a true gentleman .......

is someone who gets out of the bath to have a piss.