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Schneiderlin For England?

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Lambertissier, Mar 17, 2014.

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  1. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I like that joke, but would be better if the instrument was bagpipes. Have you heard the definition of a true gentleman: he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Mar 18, 2014
  2. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't it feel good?
     
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    Clem Fandango, Mar 18, 2014
  3. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    My favourite in that genre is:

    Q: What's the best way to tune a banjo?

    A: With a hacksaw.
     
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    ChilcoSaint, Mar 18, 2014
  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Schneiderlin's from Alsace isn't he? Perhaps he'd be eligible to play for Germany.
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 18, 2014
  5. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Well, there are many variants of course. What is the definition of perfect pitch? It's when you drop a banjo down a mine shaft and it doesn't touch the sides on the way down.:)
     
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    Channonfodder, Mar 18, 2014
  6. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    is someone who gets out of the bath to have a piss.
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Mar 18, 2014
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