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The Buffalo Theory
(In one episode of Cheers, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this....)



"Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

<laugh>.<ok>.:cool:.
 
rep me up, wish the magpies all the best.............<laugh>


And returned. <ok>


Rep to all, well those i could :wink:


Hmmm! I seem to be missing from everone's list! <wah>

Morning all. In today's breakfast club are:

BCFC_MassiveAttack
Diego
Is Vic There
Hornette_TID
oldfrenchhorn
Bolton's Boots
Poshminx
oldposhpete
Gerrez
Wizered


Back tomorrow with some more. Have fun folks.


rep for guy

rep
 
A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks,in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, where do you keep the widdle wabbits?"As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"





She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice




"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."