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Apple Computer announced today




that it has developed




a computer chip that can store




and play high fidelity music




in women's breast implants.
The i-Tit will cost between




$499.00 and $699.00




depending on speaker size.




This is considered to be a major breakthrough




because women have always complained




about men staring at their tits



and not listening to them
 
An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he had any
experience shoeing horses.
He said no, but he had once told a donkey to **** off.