Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.
 
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"Just worked on me," he replied.

The moral of the story is, don't have a phone in the bedroom.
 

Rep o'clock!

The Gills PegLeg
Maestro
Canary-Dave
mustyfrog

all got repped and i got thrown in the klink, life aint for is it?

work done, off out with my girlies...laters all :)


Thats you over 7000... Enjoy!

A bit more over the top.

reppity rep

We'll have to call you Marge if you spread that easily!

;)

Guess not then. Ah well.

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Gardening with Grandma A teenage granddaughter comes
downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.





Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like
that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes...





The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with
no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...





Grandma says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your
rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

.<laugh>.