Mouser Watch #2

  • Thread starter Thread starter Hoddle is a god
  • Start date Start date
  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
Redbrynner said:
My mate is of Mayan ancestry and I was with him yesterday.

he went into a trance and started speaking in tongues.......All I could make out was the words 2112, 2112!!!

I asked him what he meant, I was guessing that he meant the world will end in 2112.

Eventualy he calmed down and could speak coherantly. I asked him then what was the significance of 2112? In a calm voice he informed me that was the earliest possible date that Tottenhams signings would gel.

You guys have got an excuse for being garbage for a while yet
Click to expand...

Can you ask him what happens when we do gel :emoticon-0112-wonde
 
totsfan said:
Can you ask him what happens when we do gel :emoticon-0112-wonde
Click to expand...

He says the whole of britain will most likely be under the atlantic ocean. What is still visible of Britain will be a SSSI for the protected Puffin.

However, he has a vision where you do win the world synchronised swimming competition, your whole team dominates thanks to the use of Robbie Fowler nasal strips.

Spurs win, Liverpool win, Puffins win.....Everybody wins except the badgers, they live in holes aand are the frst to be ****ed by the floods
 
Redbrynner said:
My mate is of Mayan ancestry and I was with him yesterday.

he went into a trance and started speaking in tongues.......All I could make out was the words 2112, 2112!!!

I asked him what he meant, I was guessing that he meant the world will end in 2112.

Eventualy he calmed down and could speak coherantly. I asked him then what was the significance of 2112? In a calm voice he informed me that was the earliest possible date that Tottenhams signings would gel.

You guys have got an excuse for being garbage for a while yet
Click to expand...

Must be good stuff, mate. Smoke much of it do you?....
 
NowsufferinginSpain said:
I'd rather listen to HIAG any day then your idiotic ramblings. Unlike most of you lot, I'm intelligent enough to take HIAG's deliberate provocations for what they are.

You lot crack me up. One season out of mid table obscurity and you're all crowing like you've actually won the league! . If you don't make CL, Suarez will **** off and you'll be back where you came from!.....
Click to expand...

But not either adult or intelligent enough to take a little light ribbing.

Even if Suarez goes we'll still have won far far more than your puny club and even without the refurb have a bigger and better ground, a far bigger worldwide fan base. So you can run your lillywhite flag up your arse - it was only ever fir for surrendering with!
 
Foredeckdave said:
But not either adult or intelligent enough to take a little light ribbing.

Even if Suarez goes we'll still have won far far more than your puny club and even without the refurb have a bigger and better ground, a far bigger worldwide fan base. So you can run your lillywhite flag up your arse - it was only ever fir for surrendering with!
Click to expand...

Ooohhh!...temper, temper. Why not just **** off back to sea? It's lovely this time of year!...
 
Foredeckdave said:
But not either adult or intelligent enough to take a little light ribbing.

Even if Suarez goes we'll still have won far far more than your puny club and even without the refurb have a bigger and better ground, a far bigger worldwide fan base. So you can run your lillywhite flag up your arse - it was only ever fir for surrendering with!
Click to expand...

Who can't take the ribbing now?
 
Fourdickdave: you do realise Spurs have more genuine fans than Liverpool, more than half of all Mouser fans are nothing but simpleton glory supporters that jumped on the 70`s and 80`s bandwagon.

Also, Spurs are building a brand spanking new state of the art stadium, which will totally eclipse adding a few extra seats to Klanfield. We will be in a shiny new modern stadium that will double our match day revenue, while Liverpool will remain in a slightly expanded and freshly re decorated Klanfield.
 
Red Mousers are still adamant that they won't share a stadium with Blue Mousers, but the rest of us know full well that that's the only way 'Pool is going to be able to get a new stadium.

That Mayan mate of Chuckles (see previous post) will probably be able to tell him the date when the two clubs combine, to become Everpool or Liverton FC.

I can certainly see benefits for both clubs.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Red Mousers are still adamant that they won't share a stadium with Blue Mousers, but the rest of us know full well that that's the only way 'Pool is going to be able to get a new stadium.

That Mayan mate of Chuckles (see previous post) will probably be able to tell him the date when the two clubs combine, to become Everpool or Liverton FC.

I can certainly see benefits for both clubs.
Click to expand...

I bloody hope we don't become Arseham
 
Billy The Yid said:
Fourdickdave: you do realise Spurs have more genuine fans than Liverpool, more than half of all Mouser fans are nothing but simpleton glory supporters that jumped on the 70`s and 80`s bandwagon.

Also, Spurs are building a brand spanking new state of the art stadium, which will totally eclipse adding a few extra seats to Klanfield. We will be in a shiny new modern stadium that will double our match day revenue, while Liverpool will remain in a slightly expanded and freshly re decorated Klanfield.
Click to expand...


I'm not surprised, there is no history at White Heart Lane. A small team like yours can always move to a new stadium.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom
Back