Mouser Watch #2

Can you ask him what happens when we do gel

 

He says the whole of britain will most likely be under the atlantic ocean. What is still visible of Britain will be a SSSI for the protected Puffin.

However, he has a vision where you do win the world synchronised swimming competition, your whole team dominates thanks to the use of Robbie Fowler nasal strips.

Spurs win, Liverpool win, Puffins win.....Everybody wins except the badgers, they live in holes aand are the frst to be ****ed by the floods

 

Must be good stuff, mate. Smoke much of it do you?....

 

But not either adult or intelligent enough to take a little light ribbing.

Even if Suarez goes we'll still have won far far more than your puny club and even without the refurb have a bigger and better ground, a far bigger worldwide fan base. So you can run your lillywhite flag up your arse - it was only ever fir for surrendering with!

 

Ooohhh!...temper, temper. Why not just **** off back to sea? It's lovely this time of year!...

 

Who can't take the ribbing now?

 

Fourdickdave: you do realise Spurs have more genuine fans than Liverpool, more than half of all Mouser fans are nothing but simpleton glory supporters that jumped on the 70`s and 80`s bandwagon.

Also, Spurs are building a brand spanking new state of the art stadium, which will totally eclipse adding a few extra seats to Klanfield. We will be in a shiny new modern stadium that will double our match day revenue, while Liverpool will remain in a slightly expanded and freshly re decorated Klanfield.

 

5 foot 4

 

Red Mousers are still adamant that they won't share a stadium with Blue Mousers, but the rest of us know full well that that's the only way 'Pool is going to be able to get a new stadium.

That Mayan mate of Chuckles (see previous post) will probably be able to tell him the date when the two clubs combine, to become Everpool or Liverton FC.

I can certainly see benefits for both clubs.

 

I bloody hope we don't become Arseham

 

Gooners would love that, because they'd sudden start to play with some real style and panache.

 

sounds like some thing you get off the rear of a pig

 

I have gained a HIAG name. I knew if i hung about a bit id get one.

Personally I like Tottenal Goonspurs

 

I'm not surprised, there is no history at White Heart Lane. A small team like yours can always move to a new stadium.

 

no history at white hart lane,it was being made there while pool were still in the second division

 

That's quite a bit then?....

 

We'd been English champions 5 times before you won your first league title.

 

Fair play to you, Red (aka "Chuckles").

 

Yeah, but that was in the day when Preston North End were a powerhouse of English and European football ffs!

 

Burnley, Sheffield Wednesday, Wolves and Blackpool were powerhouses in the 2 seasons Spurs won titles.