from ssn paper talk

[Salomon #9]

Ashley wiling to sell if somebody offer 250 millions £ ???

 

[Agent Bruce]

Ashley wiling to sell if somebody offer 250 millions £ ???

I'll talk to my bank manager first thing in the morning.

 

[lady-eleanor]

We could take a bucket to game and ask for donations

 

[Hung Drawn and Quartered]

I'll talk to my bank manager first thing in the morning.

eh, sorry Mr Bruce, but your account is overdrawn

 

[Agent Bruce]

eh, sorry Mr Bruce, but your account is overdrawn

Oh damn, I guess that's me out of the running to take the club over.

Do you think MA might give me a loan?

 

[Salomon #9]

Oh damn, I guess that's me out of the running to take the club over.

Do you think MA might give me a loan?

Yep, , with no interest

 

[Salomon #9]

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

That seems a fair price.
It surely has to appeal to someone?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Yep, , with no interest

I'll speak to him after the game.

 

[Agent Bruce]

thats askin a bit much innit. honestly youd struggle to get 250 quid let alone 250 mil

Yes sure, I guess we'll just have to settle for the £250.00.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

thats askin a bit much innit. honestly youd struggle to get 250 quid let alone 250 mil

Check your PM

 

[lady-eleanor]

That seems a fair price.
It surely has to appeal to someone?

Let's hope so

 

[lady-eleanor]

got it brother. but i still stand by my opinion. even if i had al the money in the world i would not buy the club with pardew in charge.

On the plus side we got 30 mil off you for Carroll

 

[Agent Bruce]

got it brother. but i still stand by my opinion. even if i had al the money in the world i would not buy the club with pardew in charge.

That's easily solved, buy the club and sack Pards.

 

[Agent Bruce]

i couldnt sack him, hes a nice guy.

Don't sack him then, just buy his contract and take him to your place.

 

[lady-eleanor]

35m *

Thank you

 

[Geordie lass in the Fen]

I have a plan to buy the club, okay l am going to get the 250 million as a short term loan from Wonga and pay it back next payday.

The interest rate will be ......... Oh dear ................ Plan B anyone, where is that bucket Lady E?

 

[Agent Bruce.]

I think we already have a buyer lined up given the lack of traction on the transfer front.

 

[Freddd]

It makes reasonable sense. £225 - £250m would see Ashley get his money back, maybe even turn a bit of a profit. He seems to have decided to simply let the club coast along for the rest of the season. One reading of that might be that he intends leaving all decisions to the new owners.

or it could be bollocks

 

[cronemeister]

I can't help but wonder about his stake in Rangers being a factor in all of this.

They are far more likely to get into the Champions League before we ever do again so maybe he's just doing enough to keep us ticking along until such time as he decides the time is right to cut all ties and head north of the border and spunk some of his trousered coin into revamping their squad for an assault in Europe.

Could be a bit of a gamble...but we all know he likes a bit of a flutter.