Cup Final Tickets
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That is exactly what I would do, though I prefer a sangaku strangle, keep them on the edge of consciousness until your in the ground.
Quick story if your interested, all totally made up by the board's resident liar of course
I was at Hillsboro, for the Norwich semi and had just found a ticket.
I was at the top of the road, behind our end and a minibus full of Peterlee's finest pulled up when they saw me.
"Seen any touts?"
"Aye there's one on that corner with his 2 minders."
30 seconds later he's spark out minus his minders who'd ran, his tickets and his wallet.
As they were about to dive back into the minibus one of them ran back and pulled the lad to his feet.
Unexpectedly caring I thought .......... until he took the bloke's leather jacket off him and dropped him back to the ground
Quick story if your interested, all totally made up by the board's resident liar of course
I was at Hillsboro, for the Norwich semi and had just found a ticket.
I was at the top of the road, behind our end and a minibus full of Peterlee's finest pulled when they saw me.
"Seen any touts?"
"Aye there's one on that corner with his 2 minders."
30 seconds later he's spark out minus his minders who'd ran, his tickets and his wallet.
As they were about to dive back into the minibus one of them ran back and pulled the lad to his feet.
Unexpectedly caring I thought .......... until he took the bloke's leather jacket off him and dropped him back to the ground
and the moral of the story is..................... touts watch out
So you agree price, walk to turnstile with him and hand over money when you know ticket works? Seems a bit far fetched?!
It can't work ....... he won't let you open the turnstile and risk you diving through without paying which is what you'd be tempted to do.
A tout wouldn't approach the entrance where there'll be police & stewards.
The only way I'd advise you is to find Sunderland fans with spares, at least you can talk to them in their own language.
Why? its the only way to know for sure. You could do what some idiots did when I was in Vegas at the Hatton Mayweather fight. Give the tout the money and wait for him to go to his mates house to get the tickets, the tout as you can imagine never came back.
BTW before anyone quotes me I am not being serious about all this, just engaging in some banter.
i'd get the ****er in a headlock no questions, surrounded by the lads, any minders would be at arms length anarl