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Cortese's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Feb 11, 2014.

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  1. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    She may just be being kind...but tread carefully.
     
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  2. Joe!

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    Happy Valentine's Day my loves. :emoticon-0152-heart

    I shall be spending a romantic night in with the cat.
     
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  3. Beef

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    Same. <laugh>
     
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  4. Beef

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    I've moved on is the thing. I can't be with a West Ham supporter for too long. :p
     
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  5. (Conor)

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    I've spent my entire Valentine's Day in an Anechoic Chamber. Forever alone...
     
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  6. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    My wife has been away working in France for 4 weeks and has another 2 weeks to go, but the clever girl took a valentines card with her and posted from there.
    And of course I didn't plan ahead so she has no card :(.
    She says she forgives me, ( don't believe her)... so tonight it's just me and a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape.
    It's going to cost me I think when she gets home.
     
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  7. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    nah! Does she still give you all you got before you were married?? ... that's what you tell her (checks over shoulder as he types)
     
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  8. fatletiss

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    I will be spending with the wife, the kids and the brother in law...... and I may try and sneak him out to the pub for a beer :smile:
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Rearrange the following words into a well known phrase or saying: Balloon go lead a down like.
     
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  10. Dan

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    I've got a free Dominos voucher, so that's my date.
     
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  11. (Conor)

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    FFS, now I want Dominos.
     
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  12. fatletiss

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    rearrange these words to form another one: garters guts for have will she my :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  13. Jose Fonte baby

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    South Today just had an interview with Steven Davis, or as they call him, Steven Davies!
     
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  14. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    If it is what I saw I think that was just his pre-match press conference at St Marys.
     
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  15. Schad

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    What is it with the misspelling/mispronunciation of his last name? Half the commentators in the league seem to call him Davies.
     
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    Hampshire Police: people in Portsmouth recieving hoax phone calls from man claiming to be from flood helpline asking them to leave homes
     
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  17. tomw24

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    What a ****.
     
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  18. tomw24

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    Went outside for literally 2 seconds and the wind knocked me over. ****ing hell.
     
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  19. SFCJordi

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  20. tomw24

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    Ah **** power cut.
     
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