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Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    .<laugh>.
     
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Rep for Guy
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    wheres the chip shop owner
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Borrowing £5,000.00?
     
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  5. ristac

    ristac Well-Known Member
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    Must Spread.... I will see that in my eyelids tonight when I close my eyes
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Me too.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to ristac again.
     
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  7. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    repped
     
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  8. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    repped
     
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  9. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Rep returned. <ok>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Repped everyone I could on the last 2 pages until it pt me in jail - will return when granted freedom to carry on. Anyone that Reps in the meantime will be sure to get it returned <ok>

    :bandit:
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Here's some rep to see you on your way.
     
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  13. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    .<doh><laugh>.
     
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  14. LeFevre

    LeFevre New Member

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  15. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    <cheers> smhbcfc.

    Rep for you in return.
     
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  16. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Repped Skylarker*
     
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  17. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Rep for LeFevre - a man of few words........

    Mind you, your Rep Power will not register until you have achieved 50 Posts, so get a move on <ok>
     
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  18. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Managed these few, but then had to spread - sorry, it's been a while.
     
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  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!








    It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
    It doesn't take much !!
    A man only needs to be:
    1. A friend
    2. A companion
    3. A lover
    4. A brother
    5. A father
    6. A master
    7. A chef
    8. An electrician
    9. A carpenter
    10. A plumber
    11. A mechanic
    12. A decorator
    13. A stylist
    14. A sexologist
    15. A gynaecologist
    16. A psychologist
    17. A pest exterminator
    18. A psychiatrist
    19. A healer
    20. A good listener
    21. An organiser
    22. A good father
    23. Very clean
    24. Sympathetic
    25. Athletic
    26. Warm
    27. Attentive
    28. Gallant
    29. Intelligent
    30 Funny
    31. Creative
    32. Tender
    33. Strong
    34. Understanding
    35. Tolerant
    36.. Prudent
    37. Ambitious
    38. Capable
    39. Courageous
    40. Determined
    41. True
    42. Dependable
    43. Passionate
    44. Compassionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    45. Give her compliments regularly
    46. Let her go shopping regularly
    47. Be honest
    48. Be relatively rich
    49. Not stress her out
    50. Not look at other women
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    51.. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes or who she is with

    BUT IT IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT TO:
    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes
    * her parents
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    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Leave him alone
     
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