Mouser Watch #2

I stick by it completely. You have zero goal difference. It's quite unbelievable that that **** you just served up is only 3 points behind us. Fair play to your lot.

 

I can see a CL slot coming Spurs way when far better performances in previous PL seasons
has deserved it but not been granted. Nemesis is a cruel mistress indeed.

 

Hahahaaa how exactly are you picturing Spurs, Some European Juggernaut??
You are arguably having one of your best seasons... since like ever. While we have been having 4 very poor seasons compared to our very high standards. But normal services have resumed

 

"But normal services have resumed"

3 pts in front of "small" club like Spurs = normal services

 

The Season doesn't end today, now does it?

You likely to finish somewhere around 7th or 8th, while we could certainly challenge for higher than just 4th.

 

"You likely to finish somewhere around 7th or 8th, while we could certainly challenge for higher than just 4th."

Absolutely.
5th place at this stage of the season is utter nosebleed territory for a "small" club like Spurs.
No way we can be expected to get to say the last day of the season with a chance of a CL slot.

 

You aren't the biggest club, but to call yourselves small may be a bit unfair. Chins up.

 

There are small clubs like Spurs.
And then there are even smaller clubs who finish in the PL below Spurs.

 

These glory supporting Mousers dont half make me chuckle, getting on their high horses, reciting past glories and high standards. Somebody needs to remind them that is the reason they jumped on the bandwagon in the first place, they are probably sat behind keyboards in Bristol, Norfolk and Yorkshire, places like that.

 

Or Liverpool even.

And it was HIAG that started the history thing as per usual, he's a true retro fan.

 

Bit of a strange holiday destination, isn't it?

 

Tottenham isn't exactly the nicest area mate

 

I wouldn't go on holiday there, either!

 

Hard to choose from today's games as to who plays the worst football, Fulham or Tottenham?

 

Fulham. When they play dire they lose.

 

Hmmm..let's see. One team is only 3 points behind L'pool and the other is bottom of the league. Work it out yourself, Sherlock....

 

Lovely place Page Moss.

Not advisable to come here without your Glock pistol and American Pittbull though.

 

What's going to be hilarious is if we, yet again, finish above 'Pool.

Look at the season we've had! Two useless managers, half a new team, injuries coming out our ears, and we're still only a couple of Mouser slip-ups from going above them!

Time after time, over the past few seasons, 'Pool has been the reason for my spending extended stays at the cock-clinic, but I really don't know how I'd be able to come back from that.

 

Yeah, with ManU likely to take at least a point off them at Old Toilet in the middle of March and us getting our own back at Klanfield at the end, the mousers don't really need to slip up, they look doomed to failure anyway.

 

So you're ruling out Everton's chances?

They're only a couple of points behind you and play lowly Palace at home on Wednesday while Spurs face a wounded Newcastle team in the wild and freezing North East.