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There has been some much owed rep spread tonight![]()
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There's been some rep returned too.
Rep for Kiwi
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There's been some rep returned too.
Rep for Kiwi
Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their
seventies when they got married.
They had to wait for Mildred's mother to pass away first.
Back in those days there was no hanky-panky before marriage so Chester
and Mildred were both still virgins.
Needless to say, Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night,
having waited so patiently all these years.
However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart
condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not "do it."
Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up.
He detects a little reluctance on her part.
Thinking that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed.
When she reappears in her satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed.
Not knowing how to get things started, he pulls the first strap on her nightie.
She blushes just as red as the nightie.
She is really concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition.
In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast
he has seen up close since his own mother's.
It is hanging there down to her belly button,
gravity having taken its toll over some sixty years
He realizes her anxiety but figures she is going to have to be helped a little more,
so he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester about her heart.
With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says,
"Chester, I have acute angina."
Chester says, "I hope so, 'cause you've sure got some ugly tits."
REP fans, I need your help.
The Leeds board are running a storyline, and we need your input. Anyone that help will get some free REP...
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/248079-Storytime-The-takeover
Help develop the storyline, and some new characters
You going to let her touch the end of your lightsaber?
Oh stop it .... now you are just getting me excited![]()
Could get off at Peterborough and have a cuppa with Minxy too![]()
Thought it was 69 you lived at H.
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There has been some much owed rep spread tonight![]()
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Big Horn Mountians out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh @ t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
.And returned.![]()
REP fans, I need your help.
The Leeds board are running a storyline, and we need your input. Anyone that help will get some free REP...
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/248079-Storytime-The-takeover
Help develop the storyline, and some new characters
ellandback:6026995 said:REP fans, I need your help.
The Leeds board are running a storyline, and we need your input. Anyone that help will get some free REP...
http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/248079-Storytime-The-takeover
Help develop the storyline, and some new characters
Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their
seventies when they got married.
They had to wait for Mildred's mother to pass away first.
Back in those days there was no hanky-panky before marriage so Chester
and Mildred were both still virgins.
Needless to say, Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night,
having waited so patiently all these years.
However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart
condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not "do it."
Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up.
He detects a little reluctance on her part.
Thinking that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed.
When she reappears in her satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed.
Not knowing how to get things started, he pulls the first strap on her nightie.
She blushes just as red as the nightie.
She is really concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition.
In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast
he has seen up close since his own mother's.
It is hanging there down to her belly button,
gravity having taken its toll over some sixty years
He realizes her anxiety but figures she is going to have to be helped a little more,
so he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester about her heart.
With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says,
"Chester, I have acute angina."
Chester says, "I hope so, 'cause you've sure got some ugly tits."
.That actually sounds good
Good morning all! Thank you for those who repped me, I still have about ten hours till my release!
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Goodnight H, Sleep well and sweet dreams xxxx![]()
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sorry to disappointthat was over very quickly!