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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for lamba
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    and some gooseberry rep for vic
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    wep for woopert
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for guy
     
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  5. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  6. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for Lamby
     
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  7. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Eh ?
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    have a look under my name
     
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  9. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    There has been some much owed rep spread tonight <cheers>
     
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  10. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for Diego
     
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  11. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    There's been some rep returned too.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately .......................... You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lamballana again.

    When I can.
     
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  14. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  15. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    rep
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    repped
     
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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    afternoon rep
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their
    seventies when they got married.
    They had to wait for Mildred's mother to pass away first.
    Back in those days there was no hanky-panky before marriage so Chester
    and Mildred were both still virgins.
    Needless to say, Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night,
    having waited so patiently all these years.
    However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart
    condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not "do it."
    Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up.
    He detects a little reluctance on her part.
    Thinking that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed.
    When she reappears in her satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed.
    Not knowing how to get things started, he pulls the first strap on her nightie.
    She blushes just as red as the nightie.
    She is really concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition.
    In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast
    he has seen up close since his own mother's.
    It is hanging there down to her belly button,
    gravity having taken its toll over some sixty years

    He realizes her anxiety but figures she is going to have to be helped a little more,
    so he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.
    Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester about her heart.
    With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says,
    "Chester, I have acute angina."
    Chester says, "I hope so, 'cause you've sure got some ugly tits."
     
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  20. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for Kiwi
     
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