Match Day Thread Newcastle v Sunderland- Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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Good job Bardsley has his Jackamo shorts on today... he needs the room, because it'd be tight in that back-pocket of his otherwise...

Let us have Ben Arfa back you b******!
 
Right, so we're very much looking like enduring a third consecutive derby defeat... So, for scientific purposes, let's have a head count...


Who is feeling slightly more attracted to their sister than they were 67 minutes ago?
 
Why oh Why was I brought up to support this ****. Father, I ****in hate you. You have inflicted upon me a virus that has no cure, you ****!! We have **** all since 1968 and constantly rub my nose in the **** bucket!! Son you say.. we will **** all in your lifetime. Thanks DAD!! So I have another 40 years of crap to endure thanks to you. Why did`nt you support a better team, like Spennymoor UTD or Blyth Spartans, at least then my expectations would have been lower. But no, You made support this pile of ****. I love you as a father but I ****in hate you as a football fan.. Why Father, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
pgakev said:
Why oh Why was I brought up to support this ****. Father, I ****in hate you. You have inflicted upon me a virus that has no cure, you ****!! We have **** all since 1968 and constantly rub my nose in the **** bucket!! Son you say.. we will **** all in your lifetime. Thanks DAD!! So I have another 40 years of crap to endure thanks to you. Why did`nt you support a better team, like Spennymoor UTD or Blyth Spartans, at least then my expectations would have been lower. But no, You made support this pile of ****. I love you as a father but I ****in hate you as a football fan.. Why Father, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To be fair, if we won every derby game, you'd never get the thrill from winning. Let the Mackems have their moment, we've had plenty <ok>

They've played really well today. This is the best I've seen 'em, and the worst I've seen us play. EVER. Perfect storm.
 
Is Pardew secretly a fat 12 year old-Korean, and am I watching him play Fifa? Ball out to wings>>> Wing player stronger on inside foot >>> Wing player goes to cut in >>> Wing player shocked defender knows he's going to cut in and clears>>> Fat kid quits game in huff and goes for some horse porridge.
 
pgakev said:
Why oh Why was I brought up to support this ****. Father, I ****in hate you. You have inflicted upon me a virus that has no cure, you ****!! We have **** all since 1968 and constantly rub my nose in the **** bucket!! Son you say.. we will **** all in your lifetime. Thanks DAD!! So I have another 40 years of crap to endure thanks to you. Why did`nt you support a better team, like Spennymoor UTD or Blyth Spartans, at least then my expectations would have been lower. But no, You made support this pile of ****. I love you as a father but I ****in hate you as a football fan.. Why Father, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This x100..but but but ..me uncle Doug (family friend not relation) took me to Roker park to try and convert me to the unwashed when i was 8 ... So it could have been worse
 
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