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[geo3969]

I don't think anyone under 6' would even think of being a keeper.

Fabien Barthez? Look how that turned out.

To be fair, Shay Given always looks a short arse, but he is over 6ft too. Doubt there are many below that actually now you say it.

 

[BrAdY]

I can confirm greggsy is hung like a steroidal bull

Plus he has a smile that you can't say no to

He and I have a lot in common then.

Im hung like a seahorse

 

[SydneyTiger14]

Im hung like a seahorse

You have female reproductive capabilities?

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

I don't think anyone under 6' would even think of being a keeper.

Paul Cooper was a short arse & he was the footballing stand in for Sly Stallone in Escape to Victory

 

[originallambrettaman]

Fabien Barthez? Look how that turned out.

To be fair, Shay Given always looks a short arse, but he is over 6ft too. Doubt there are many below that actually now you say it.

I believe Barthez was the shortest Premier League keeper(5'11"), followed by Mark Bunn, Shay Given, Trevor Carson and Scott Carson, who were are all 6ft.

 

[BrAdY]

I don't think anyone under 6' would even think of being a keeper.

Paul Cooper was a short arse & he was the footballing stand in for Sly Stallone in Escape to Victory

I was a goalkeeper at school and quite good, in tournaments at primary school but then I stopped growing... at 5ft 10 I never reached the maximum

 

[HebridesTiger]

Paul Cooper was a short arse & he was the footballing stand in for Sly Stallone in Escape to Victory

Paul Cooper was a cracking goalie.Gave me hope when I was younger until I accepted that not only was I too small,but I was a **** goalkeeper as well.

Didn't he save 10 penalties in a season once?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

I don't think anyone under 6' would even think of being a keeper.

Bransholmes finest? How tall was he?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

5' 10" apparently.

 

[RicardoHCAFC]

Let's not forget McGregor is Scottish.

We should be impressed he never headbutted the ****er. That was a mere tickle.

Why? The suspension would have been the same but the dirty ****er for Palace might have had to sit out a game or two as well. I'm not advocating violence from our players, but if they're going to hurt our chances by getting sent off for it then when it's against one of our relegation rivals they should at least do the job properly and take one of their players with them.

I believe Barthez was the shortest Premier League keeper(5'11"), followed by Mark Bunn, Shay Given, Trevor Carson and Scott Carson, who were are all 6ft.

So Pegguy Arphexad was taller? I always thought he looked like a midget.