Cortese's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Mercedes and McLaren both running like clockwork in the F1 testing.

 

Good

 

They keep going round and round like the hands on a click?

 

A very lovely town Godders. The buildings are stunning from the outside, but unfortunately not been in any yet(except the odd restaurant or two). I am very lucky to work for a company where my 'local' office and factory is in the heart of Burgundy. I do wonder about the possibility of progression and being based here permanently and got excited when my boss told me this week that they are looking at creating a new position and "dropped a feather" in my direction.... and then he said they'd be thinking US based. I have started dropping the feather a little heavier back in his direction that the role could be equally accomplished from Europe.

 

Successfully slacking at work for the first time.

 

Messed up my order though. I wanted McTasty WITHOUT bacon.

 

What kind of a weirdo doesn't want bacon?

 

Oh I want bacon. Just not that freeze dried ****!

 

Seen this boulder dash?


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25975251

You'd want to be out when that happened!

 

shouldn't have built their house between the mountain and the original boulder tbh.

 

Wile E. Coyote at it again.

 

Microsoft are bringing out a disk driveless XboxOne this year. I'm guessing they won't reduce their online games prices.

 

Thought at first it was Gallagher cutting through the Fulham defence? Their pitch is like a ploughed field at the best of times.

 

It's a slippery slope. On a particularly slow day in the office I'll give myself a well deserved break every 10 minutes.

 

Man, exams are ****. Why are they still around?

 

My cat has had a worse day than I have. I let her out when I got up at 7am, and when I had to leave for work at 8 I couldn't find her, so I left the little window in the bathroom open. I get home just before 6 and realised that, in my tired state, after opening the window I'd closed the bathroom door. There was a path of muddy paw prints leading down the window, down the wall, across the floor to the door, on the door, then around and back out the window again.

Found her outside in the bushes looking extremely pathetic.

 

I shut my cat in my bedroom as the plumber was around and ten minutes later he came down and the door was wide open, I haven't worked out how he opened the door yet!

 

Thank goodness Saints spared us any late night ninnying over deadline day. Now to relax.

 

I've always wondered what it feels like to win an accumulator. Still never won one, and that looks like it'll continue tonight.

 

Damn Simon Jordan is a ****.