Cortese's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

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PL, if you're not boning her then don't go over like £15, unless she's a genuine best friend (not a "blah blah friendzone" best friend but an actual friend).
 
PL, the three presents that always work for women - perfume, scented candles, chocolate. The latter two especially offer great choice for a cheaper outlay, and also don't come off all weird in the way Beefy described earlier.

Maybe add alcohol to that list too. You can't go wrong with any one of them though.

The new F1 cars are ****ing ugly.

They're awful, growing cocks in every direction :(
 
Weird, I read Fran's post about me getting lucky and the song Get Lucky by Daft Punk started going through my head. Then within about 2 minutes, it came on on the radio, what makes it even more bizarre is that I'm listening to a Japanese radio station.

PL, if you're not boning her then don't go over like £15, unless she's a genuine best friend (not a "blah blah friendzone" best friend but an actual friend).

Coincidentally, you know that girl who friend-zoned me last year who I genuinely thought liked me? She refuses to speak to me now (I've messaged her a couple of times since but both time she ignored it), yet she hasn't deleted me off Facebook. Weird.

Anyway, I'll probably just be boring and unimaginative and go for chocolate. Can't go wrong with chocolate.
 
Don't understand some women. I've been friendzoned quite a few times and seen these girls go off with twats - most of these girls have daddy issues. I'm glad that I've found a nice girl now who I've been with for just over a year and is a huge improvement on my ex who had a go at me for saying "soppy ****"! <laugh> My girlfriend's birthday is 2 weeks after Valentine's Day so I'm going to have a busy couple of weeks!
 
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