A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to bust. The chemist thinks this odd and asks his assistant, that if the man returns, to follow him. Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour later, he returns. "So did you follow him?" "I did." "And...where did he go?" "Over to your house..."
Got to spread for you lamballana, when I can. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lamballana again.
Geeze have missed you guys, have managed to rep a few tonight by whoring myself out across the boards, it is hard to find people who deserve it!
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.. A cop pulls him over. 'So,' says the cop to the driver, 'where have ya been?' 'Why, I've been to the pub of course,' slurs the drunk.. 'Well,' says the cop, 'it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening.' 'I did all right,' the drunk says with a smile. 'Did you know,' says the cop, standing straight, and folding his arms across his chest, 'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?' 'Oh, thank heavens,' sighs the drunk. 'for a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf..'
And on the sabbath Jesus did hand out rep to all whom sat with him on the mound and said "that's all for today lads, I'm in the ****ing clink now".
