The Rhyme fed
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That dusty auld hing hardly see's the light of day
She only gets it oot for punters willing to pay
Today I wrapped up in my snood
and pondered, though i'm not a prude,
I still find this site far too crude
with folks like Gas quick to be lewd
and Pud who's always very rude
this morning found me in bright mood
but now I'd like to drown near Bude.
and pondered, though i'm not a prude,
I still find this site far too crude
with folks like Gas quick to be lewd
and Pud who's always very rude
this morning found me in bright mood
but now I'd like to drown near Bude.
rogueleader
suave gringo
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
The very next day you said you were gay
This year to save me from queers
I`ll give it to someone hetrosexual
The very next day you said you were gay
This year to save me from queers
I`ll give it to someone hetrosexual
One sad day I came upon this site
I realised the site was ****e
The stuff I’ve learned is utter tripe
That Dev has hair like Michael Stipe
I watch the desperate attempts to fumble
I hear the incoherent mumble
It’s harder to write a sestina
Than Gambol’s having sex with Tina
The Irish questions raised its head
300 years of Medro’s threads
Then some leprechaun slags my bar
Remember Johnny Rep’s drunken car?
The ancient Strangler causes schisms
And prompts wee Toby’s nihilism
Some spamheads messianic co.mplex
Teaches Divinity in a mouse sh.iters kecks
I have learned about Cowcaddens
Where Bib Fortuna solicits madams
I dream of buses with MD
A vehicle where weed is free
Football forum? what malarkey
It’s prefab Sprout with Daniel Starkey
My musical pal he’s called Rogue
His guilty pleasures Madonna’s vogue
I've learned to beel I've learned to rage
I found out ER's actual age
I've spoke to Barry and fought with Harry
I know Albatross is really Jim Farry
I’ll stop this now I hear a thud
I see him running oh **** it’s Pud
He’s in my kitchen looking thin
He’s stole the old firms biscuit tin
I realised the site was ****e
The stuff I’ve learned is utter tripe
That Dev has hair like Michael Stipe
I watch the desperate attempts to fumble
I hear the incoherent mumble
It’s harder to write a sestina
Than Gambol’s having sex with Tina
The Irish questions raised its head
300 years of Medro’s threads
Then some leprechaun slags my bar
Remember Johnny Rep’s drunken car?
The ancient Strangler causes schisms
And prompts wee Toby’s nihilism
Some spamheads messianic co.mplex
Teaches Divinity in a mouse sh.iters kecks
I have learned about Cowcaddens
Where Bib Fortuna solicits madams
I dream of buses with MD
A vehicle where weed is free
Football forum? what malarkey
It’s prefab Sprout with Daniel Starkey
My musical pal he’s called Rogue
His guilty pleasures Madonna’s vogue
I've learned to beel I've learned to rage
I found out ER's actual age
I've spoke to Barry and fought with Harry
I know Albatross is really Jim Farry
I’ll stop this now I hear a thud
I see him running oh **** it’s Pud
He’s in my kitchen looking thin
He’s stole the old firms biscuit tin
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One sad day I came upon this site
I realised the site was ****e
The stuff I’ve learned is utter tripe
That Dev has hair like Michael Stipe
I watch the desperate attempts to fumble
I hear the incoherent mumble
It’s harder to write a sestina
Than Gambol’s having sex with Tina
The Irish questions raised its head
300 years of Medro’s threads
Then some leprechaun slags my bar
Remember Johnny Rep’s drunken car?
The ancient Strangler causes schisms
And prompts wee Toby’s nihilism
Some spamheads messianic co.mplex
Teaches Divinity in a mouse sh.iters kecks
I have learned about Cowcaddens
Where Bib Fortuna solicits madams
I dream of buses with MD
A vehicle where weed is free
Football forum? what malarkey
It’s prefab Sprout with Daniel Starkey
My musical pal he’s called Rogue
His guilty pleasures Madonna’s vogue
I've learned to beel I've learned to rage
I found out ER's actual age
I've spoke to Barry and fought with Harry
I know Albatross is really Jim Farry
I’ll stop this now I hear a thud
I see him running oh **** it’s Pud
He’s in my kitchen looking thin
He’s stole the old firms biscuit tin
Again, left out!
Manacoger has an ego
Bigger tha Ozzie-Erwin Stevo
Wants to be on every list
And credited or he gets pissed
When he gets praised
He ****s for days
What an ego-Stevo-weirdo
Even bigger than weirdo-weebl
... needs help
We are both big news, they'll realise soon,
We will stick together, you dirty coon.
Monaco Ger in my defence
I forgot and meant no offence
Come on Gerry get of my back
Or is it merely 'cos I'm black?
As for the homophobic Beale
Come on chap lets get real
I'm sorry to neglect your talent
your photograph looked like Woody Allen
I forgot poor Nev as well
he did not tell me to get to Hell
Nor Norwich, Fabio, Shameless too
or Aldo, Gas to name a few
So come on guys please grant me bail
Forgive my little Mindy fail
Or I will come round and take your go
just like Rebel and Ben- let's go!!!
One last word before I vanish
I found out that Hoopy's Spanish
I hope I have massaged the egos
of my two left out amigos
The fault is yours you stupid man
For in my lines Hash didn't scan
I'll not spend eons simply mulling
For a rhyme for Cu Chulainn
moses moses moses
my battle rhymes break noses
I the mighty hash
just made yourz smash
aiiight init bruv braaaap
im right home with the downies blud
my battle rhymes break noses
I the mighty hash
just made yourz smash
aiiight init bruv braaaap
im right home with the downies blud