Today I wrapped up in my snood and pondered, though i'm not a prude, I still find this site far too crude with folks like Gas quick to be lewd and Pud who's always very rude this morning found me in bright mood but now I'd like to drown near Bude.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day you said you were gay This year to save me from queers I`ll give it to someone hetrosexual
One sad day I came upon this site I realised the site was ****e The stuff I’ve learned is utter tripe That Dev has hair like Michael Stipe I watch the desperate attempts to fumble I hear the incoherent mumble It’s harder to write a sestina Than Gambol’s having sex with Tina The Irish questions raised its head 300 years of Medro’s threads Then some leprechaun slags my bar Remember Johnny Rep’s drunken car? The ancient Strangler causes schisms And prompts wee Toby’s nihilism Some spamheads messianic co.mplex Teaches Divinity in a mouse sh.iters kecks I have learned about Cowcaddens Where Bib Fortuna solicits madams I dream of buses with MD A vehicle where weed is free Football forum? what malarkey It’s prefab Sprout with Daniel Starkey My musical pal he’s called Rogue His guilty pleasures Madonna’s vogue I've learned to beel I've learned to rage I found out ER's actual age I've spoke to Barry and fought with Harry I know Albatross is really Jim Farry I’ll stop this now I hear a thud I see him running oh **** it’s Pud He’s in my kitchen looking thin He’s stole the old firms biscuit tin
Manacoger has an ego Bigger tha Ozzie-Erwin Stevo Wants to be on every list And credited or he gets pissed When he gets praised He ****s for days What an ego-Stevo-weirdo Even bigger than weirdo-weebl ... needs help
Monaco Ger in my defence I forgot and meant no offence Come on Gerry get of my back Or is it merely 'cos I'm black? As for the homophobic Beale Come on chap lets get real I'm sorry to neglect your talent your photograph looked like Woody Allen I forgot poor Nev as well he did not tell me to get to Hell Nor Norwich, Fabio, Shameless too or Aldo, Gas to name a few So come on guys please grant me bail Forgive my little Mindy fail Or I will come round and take your go just like Rebel and Ben- let's go!!! One last word before I vanish I found out that Hoopy's Spanish I hope I have massaged the egos of my two left out amigos
The fault is yours you stupid man For in my lines Hash didn't scan I'll not spend eons simply mulling For a rhyme for Cu Chulainn
moses moses moses my battle rhymes break noses I the mighty hash just made yourz smash aiiight init bruv braaaap im right home with the downies blud
