Mouser Watch #2

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Just kidding my friend, you know I enjoy your posts :tongue:

Oh, please don't apologise, Boss! I wasn't having a pop. It's just that I saw the word "wum" in your post, and I thought, "he can't be referring to me!"

I mean, I know I keep banging on about shell-suits, and Cilla, and that Scouse socio-documentary (Bread), but I don't think I've ever gone into outright wum-mode.
 
Oh, please don't apologise, Boss! I wasn't having a pop. It's just that I saw the word "wum" in your post, and I thought, "he can't be referring to me!"

I mean, I know I keep banging on about shell-suits, and Cilla, and that Scouse socio-documentary (Bread), but I don't think I've ever gone into outright wum-mode.


You old smoothie you.<laugh>
 
Weren't Saints top of the table, very briefly?

What I'm saying is, don't get over-excited, eh, lads? I've already gone on record as saying that, when the CL dream comes crashing down around your heads, be thankful for what you did in the early part of the season (against all the real easy sides, including us who were crippled by so many changes). You showed some real promise at the start of this season, and there are real signs there that you're not that far behind Everton.

<laugh> You were crippled by being a midtable club more like. Always the bridesmaids HIAG.....always the bridesmaids :D
 
Kudos to HIAG, atleast he's a well thought out wum with manners. Unlike the two 2 chelsea matths, smiffy, and Christine <ok>

Those 4 couldn't think themselves out the Spuds trophy room. Even with directions written down by HIAG.
 
<laugh> You were crippled by being a midtable club more like. Always the bridesmaids HIAG.....always the bridesmaids :D

2 points off the mighty top 4 contenders, Liverpool, and we're midtable club <laugh>

Was I trying to wum YV?

You certainly thought I was, with such a pedantic response ;)

Well it looked like you were trying to mock, so yes.

Are you scared and worried we might overtake you in the coming weeks? :p
 
HIAG is a good wum, but I fear he is always stuck in the past - all he goes on about is Cilla and shell suits, he needs to move on. Perhaps that's symptomatic of a fan from a club in decline and used to looking back at one glorious year in the CL
 
2 points off the mighty top 4 contenders, Liverpool, and we're midtable club



Well it looked like you were trying to mock, so yes.

Are you scared and worried we might overtake you in the coming weeks? :p


You'll always be a midtable club to us YV <whistle>

And no we're not scared....to be honest I've still not stopped laughing since this happened:

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<laugh>
 
That 5 nil win resulted in Avb getting the sack and us going on a run to top the form table, bring Adebayor back from isolation, now we play better football AND the kids get a chance.

I can highly recommend a 5 nil defeat :)
 
HIAG is a good wum, but I fear he is always stuck in the past - all he goes on about is Cilla and shell suits, he needs to move on. Perhaps that's symptomatic of a fan from a club in decline and used to looking back at one glorious year in the CL

Better to be remembered for Cilla Black than John Bishop.

Seriously, does someone pull a name out of a hat and that decides who the new big name in comedy is? That's the only explanation for the likes of Bishop or Sarah Millican...
 
HIAG is a good wum, but I fear he is always stuck in the past - all he goes on about is Cilla and shell suits, he needs to move on. Perhaps that's symptomatic of a fan from a club in decline and used to looking back at one glorious year in the CL

How did you keep a straight face posting that? Liverpool fans talking about a club in decline! <laugh> That famous Scouse sense of humour, eh?

I wasn't so amused to discover the latest tactic developed by Brendan Rodgers, even if it does use the most obvious talent available locally.
Stealing the opposing team's keeper's car before the game may well take his mind off the game and lead to a few easy goals, but it's a little underhand, isn't it?
https://twitter.com/JackButland_One/status/422764198641549312/photo/1

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If anyone's seen this being driven around Merseyside, then there's a financial reward available. You grass.
 
Better to be remembered for Cilla Black than John Bishop.

Seriously, does someone pull a name out of a hat and that decides who the new big name in comedy is? That's the only explanation for the likes of Bishop or Sarah Millican...

unfair to shove John Bishop in the same category as Millican, the latter is fuuuuucking annoying whilst the former has sort of been a victim of his own success, he's funny-ish, but certainly nothing special
 
How did you keep a straight face posting that? Liverpool fans talking about a club in decline! That famous Scouse sense of humour, eh?

I wasn't so amused to discover the latest tactic developed by Brendan Rodgers, even if it does use the most obvious talent available locally.
Stealing the opposing team's keeper's car before the game may well take his mind off the game and lead to a few easy goals, but it's a little underhand, isn't it?
https://twitter.com/JackButland_One/status/422764198641549312/photo/1

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If anyone's seen this being driven around Merseyside, then there's a financial reward available. You grass.


One word Jack......tracker <doh>

Not our fault JB can't keep his eye on the car any better than he can keep it on the ball (another game we scored 5 in <whistle>)
 
I expect you'll stop laughing next year after Suarez has f**ked off to Madrid!...

We know he'll do one, that's why the club's owners made sure we won't lose out financially when he does after giving him a payrise and making the release clause roughly 3 times what we paid for him, as long as we get a better replacement than you got for Bale its all good.<ok>