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Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. Oh, please don't apologise, Boss! I wasn't having a pop. It's just that I saw the word "wum" in your post, and I thought, "he can't be referring to me!"

    I mean, I know I keep banging on about shell-suits, and Cilla, and that Scouse socio-documentary (Bread), but I don't think I've ever gone into outright wum-mode.
     
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    You old smoothie you.<laugh>
     
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  3. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    <laugh> You were crippled by being a midtable club more like. Always the bridesmaids HIAG.....always the bridesmaids :D
     
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    You lads are good sports, and I wouldn't have anyone say anything differently.
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Kudos to HIAG, atleast he's a well thought out wum with manners. Unlike the two 2 chelsea matths, smiffy, and Christine <ok>

    Those 4 couldn't think themselves out the Spuds trophy room. Even with directions written down by HIAG.
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Was I trying to wum YV?

    You certainly thought I was, with such a pedantic response ;)
     
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  7. The artist JerryChristmas

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    We know you love us deep down HIAG.....deep, deep down :)
     
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  8. No Kane No Gain

    No Kane No Gain Well-Known Member

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    2 points off the mighty top 4 contenders, Liverpool, and we're midtable club <laugh>

    Well it looked like you were trying to mock, so yes.

    Are you scared and worried we might overtake you in the coming weeks? :p
     
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  9. Sir_Red

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    HIAG is a good wum, but I fear he is always stuck in the past - all he goes on about is Cilla and shell suits, he needs to move on. Perhaps that's symptomatic of a fan from a club in decline and used to looking back at one glorious year in the CL
     
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  10. The artist JerryChristmas

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    You'll always be a midtable club to us YV <whistle>

    And no we're not scared....to be honest I've still not stopped laughing since this happened:

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Spurm

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    Your belly must be in agony laughing that long! I struggle to laugh for like 10mins.
     
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  12. Boss

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    That 5 nil win resulted in Avb getting the sack and us going on a run to top the form table, bring Adebayor back from isolation, now we play better football AND the kids get a chance.

    I can highly recommend a 5 nil defeat :)
     
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  13. humanbeingincroydon

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    Better to be remembered for Cilla Black than John Bishop.

    Seriously, does someone pull a name out of a hat and that decides who the new big name in comedy is? That's the only explanation for the likes of Bishop or Sarah Millican...
     
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  14. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    How did you keep a straight face posting that? Liverpool fans talking about a club in decline! <laugh> That famous Scouse sense of humour, eh?

    I wasn't so amused to discover the latest tactic developed by Brendan Rodgers, even if it does use the most obvious talent available locally.
    Stealing the opposing team's keeper's car before the game may well take his mind off the game and lead to a few easy goals, but it's a little underhand, isn't it?
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    If anyone's seen this being driven around Merseyside, then there's a financial reward available. You grass.
     
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  15. The artist JerryChristmas

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    Watch a united game and I guarantee you'll get to at least 90 <ok>
     
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  16. Sir_Red

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    unfair to shove John Bishop in the same category as Millican, the latter is fuuuuucking annoying whilst the former has sort of been a victim of his own success, he's funny-ish, but certainly nothing special
     
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  17. The artist JerryChristmas

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    One word Jack......tracker <doh>

    Not our fault JB can't keep his eye on the car any better than he can keep it on the ball (another game we scored 5 in <whistle>)
     
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    I expect you'll stop laughing next year after Suarez has ****ed off to Madrid!... <ok>
     
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  19. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    We know he'll do one, that's why the club's owners made sure we won't lose out financially when he does after giving him a payrise and making the release clause roughly 3 times what we paid for him, as long as we get a better replacement than you got for Bale its all good.<ok>
     
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  20. humanbeingincroydon

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    That's Michael McIntyre you're thinking of.
     
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