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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by NoNewsNUFC, Dec 26, 2013.

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  1. bishbosh

    bishbosh Active Member

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    Ha ha! You really are quite bitter aren't you?
     
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  2. MrRAWhite

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    If one says so old bean..
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It's a conspiracy I tell thee....<whistle>
     
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  4. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Possessions always on MrRAWhite person:

    Never seen without his doctor's bag.

    Especially fond of his radium goggles.

    Carries a bejewelled cane with him at social events.

    One spaghetti stained sunlun top… :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Somebody pass the mistletoe.. i want to give my biggest fan a kiss.. <smooch><smooch>
     
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    Somebody said you swung that way but I didn't believe them at first.
     
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    You are not trying to tell me that Humble Pie is actually male are you? booo! That's the end of my fantasy then..:angry:
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Hmm…so how many fans does the bard of mackemsville have then???


    Vodka induced delusion of grandeur…<whistle>


    In your own mind, you are King-Banana…:emoticon-0181-fubar
     
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  10. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    I killed it and had it with chips… then give the head to the cat.
     
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  11. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    You've got that illness&#8230;R.B.I.

    Telltale signs include forgetting the names of friends, forgetting the way home from familiar places, such as the shops, and finding it hard to follow conversations&#8230; "Repetitive bore injuries"



    Right, Humble Pie&#8230;famous band&#8230;



    [video=youtube_share;f8h0u2lhsVI]http://youtu.be/f8h0u2lhsVI[/video]



    <ok>




    John Humble, sunluns most famous son&#8230;<cool> :<cheers>




    [video=youtube_share;lKoUwSPtbFs]http://youtu.be/lKoUwSPtbFs[/video]


    Wearside Jack told a lot of porky pies, just like you MrRAWhite&#8230;<whistle>



    <rofl> <rofl> <somersault>
     
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  12. MrRAWhite

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    Oh Humble, oh Humble, you are my biggest fan,
    I know you are a woman, although Bruce says you're a man..
     
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    Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind&#8230;.<nahnah>
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    Because hate is clear but love is blind..
     
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    Have the Americans finally gone and done it and dropped the Gay-Bomb on mackemsville.


    fredor's trying to woo&#8230;TheJudeanPeoplesFront.


    If that's not bad enough i've now got you trying to knock it into me&#8230;<yikes>







    Scientists developed 'gay bomb' to make enemy soldiers stop fighting and make love

    "All's fair in love and war," the old proverb goes.

    And one group of military scientists certainly took the statement to heart when they designed a "gay bomb" to make enemy soldiers irresistible to each other.
    Researchers from the US Air Force submitted a three-page proposal to Pentagon chiefs to develop lust-creating chemical weapon, it has been revealed.


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rs-stop-fighting-make-love.html#ixzz2osTBl5IV
     
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