Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

There you go. Sunderland 2-1 and win.

 

I think Sunderland are playing a very dangerous game. They don't have a lot of quality in depth and they're playing their strongest team in the League Cup. I'm glad we chose not to do that.

 

The team lack confidence. Here was a free go to get it back. It was an experiment worth trying, and we'll see if it worked come the weekend.

 

Ha, I wish! Even expenses would be nice, but alas I get nothing which I wouldn't mind if what I did was appreciated. Had we got into the Super League, there may have been the slight possibility of payment, but as it stands, I'm afraid not.

And I'm not getting laid either

 

Have you offered to make them a calendar Lapras?

 

By the end of January, they'll have played thirteen games in two months (ten PL, three League Cup) that will have necessitated using a very strong squad. Not exactly desirable when you're a couple results from safety.

 

Noooo, although I believe Keynsham Town made a calender at some point.

Also Fallout 1 is ****ing frustrating. Bloody super mutants.

 

You're not getting paid?! Dude, don't bother. Too much trouble and you're getting absolutely no tangible reward.

 

and also, **** women's football

 

I think I broke the database trying to post about my favourite new subreddit Either way I'll try again: Obviously everyone loves /r/foodporn because who doesn't love food? It always just made me feel guilty though, because I've never had any kind of culinary skill, but that's alright, because I've found a new home. I spent quite a while laughing out loud (such a rare internet-experience) at the top posts in /r/****tyfoodporn because I can relate to it just so much. Hopefully there are other people in here who couldn't cook a classy meal to save their lives who find it just as enjoyable as I do.

Of course, I may only be finding it funny because it's past half four in the morning and I was desperate to find some kind of stress relieving comedy but regardless, I had fun.

 

That's why I stir-fry everything. Hard to **** up, invariably tastes good.

Also, the canned spaghetti with bits of canned tuna looks like a 40 year old divorcee in a bowl.

 

This is a totally normal time to be up.

I liked the raspberry and chocolate chip banana bread that somehow went green.

 

I don't get how some people find cooking so difficult.

 

Ronnie Biggs has died.

 

Sad for his family but should ensure very healthy viewing figuresfor the Train Tobbery programme on the Beeb tonight.

 

Oh yeah the famous Great Train Tobbery!

 

Whoops!

 

Looks like the BBC hitman did his job.

 

Yes. Everything is crossed for a boy. I need a mini me.

 

But does the world Congratulations.