Repped you and I wont go on the Hull board and tell them that you think Newcastle is better than Hull.
Rep as I spent my student years living on Newlands ave and going to the uni on Cott road. Falcon kebab, Mainbrace, Haworth Arms, turnpike... Ahh... The memories. Also liked the 'tower in an hour' and LA's for a bit later on. Them were the days.
Never been to Hull but always liked The Housemartins and Beautiful South and been to Cambridge a few times so have some rep
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!!
A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sit down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : 'To Fly. To Serve'? The woman looks at him blankly He sits back and thinks up another line.. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'? Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'? The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f*** do you want?' 'Aha!' he says, "Qantas".
