Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Ellandback
Canary-dave

both repped

I couldn't believe it at the time. I had to rewind it make sure I wasn't going off my trolley. Thanks Sky+.

I could think of nothing worse than being on a 24hr news channel when your bowels are having party. Its embarrasing enough enough without have a camera on you for 4 or hours. When at uni, my stomach would rumble all the time during lectures, even if I wasn't hungry. Exams were worse because of the sheer lack of noise to hide the rumbles.

Have spread rep to whom I was able.



I was saving some special rep for you Minxy! <rose>:emoticon-0152-heart

All repped out but managed a full 10 tonight :smile:

Still in jail. Must be more than 24 hours now!

rep for super

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Rep for astro

Here's some for you.



Ethel was a bit of a demon in her scooter and loved to charge around the nursing home,



taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence



stepped out with his arm outstretched.



'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a licence for that thing?'



Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him.



'OK' he said and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you proof of insurance?'



Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,



Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.



'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel,



'Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again.!!!'


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