Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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Congratulations on the functional sperm mate. Well in. <applause>

I'm worried about mine, always comes out with a few lumps. Gives 'em something to chew on though. <ok>

Wrong on so many different lumpy levels.
 
Na I found Luv's hidden stash

Ok PMK, hands up - are you ilovematt2013?

<laugh>

And am I ****, I ain't got or ever had a twitter account, the person you mentioned is as cookie as the nameless one, they hooked up on there and have split up several times in the space of the last two days.<laugh>