Congratulations on the functional sperm mate. Well in. I'm worried about mine, always comes out with a few lumps. Gives 'em something to chew on though.
And am I ****, I ain't got or ever had a twitter account, the person you mentioned is as cookie as the nameless one, they hooked up on there and have split up several times in the space of the last two days.
The eldest is a bit picky on who he's friends with, you'd be better off playing with the youngest (4). He might beat the **** out of you though #bruiser