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Portsmouth sack manager

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by SaintinSerbia, Nov 25, 2013.

  1. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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    Guy Whittingham has gone - Portsmouth really are struggling to stay in the football league - I for one hope they stay - what's the point of a rival that is no rival?

    and I believe David Conelly is temporarily in charge of coaching - best of luck mate
     
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  2. Rich

    Rich Well-Known Member

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    We cant really comment about unfairly sacking managers :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  3. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    Am I bovverred nah, Not bovverred
     
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  4. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Clearly noobs at sacking people. They don't have a replacement lined up.
     
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  5. Saint Possum

    Saint Possum Well-Known Member

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    I must have it wrong but how can their fans think the likes of Holloway and Warnock are in the running when they haven't two penny's to rub together.
     
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  6. Saints Fan4Life

    Saints Fan4Life Well-Known Member

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    They thought they were going to walk that league cos they are the mighty, unbeatable Pompey <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  7. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid Well-Known Member

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    Came across this on facebook:-

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I write to you in application of the current vacancy of first team manager at Portsmouth Football Club.

    Admittedly this might appear on first glance a strange application given that I have no experience of managing a professional club. However I did successfully keep Plessey reserves in Isle of Wight combination One in the early 2000&#8217;s.

    So why should you consider me a credible applicant you might ask?

    Well, firstly I am always skint. Seriously, I&#8217;m terrible with money, so I have ample experience of surviving with none. You would be amazed what I can achieve with my last fiver before payday. This level of financial trickery sees me perfectly suited to the day to day rigours of managing a football club that has nothing.

    Secondly I have delusions of grandeur. I often think I can achieve the impossible which means my level of ambition would be matched with that of your fanbase, no one will be more surprised than me when we lose. I guarantee promotion this season, it&#8217;s only League Two after all.

    Thirdly, my neighbour is better than me. He has a bigger and nicer house, he is earning more money than me, he is more popular and when he has a party over twice the amount of people attend than do mine. This has always been the case with the exception of a brief spell between 2005-2011 when he hit hard times and I took a lot of loans to buy things I couldn&#8217;t afford. This has meant I have built up a severe level of bitterness and a huge inferiority complex.

    Finally, I am a keen historian. Things that happened long before even my dad was born are way more important to me than the present day.

    I look forward to hearing from you with a date for interview.

    Best Regards,

    Ali Dia (BSc, BA, WTFILN)

    Made me chuckle
     
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  8. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Conference is calling!
     
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  9. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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  10. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid Well-Known Member

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    It was funny nonetheless
     
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  11. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I can't laugh at their misfortunes when I know how close we came to going out of existence.

    And if anyone even begins to suggest they laughed at us, I don't indulge in tit for tat.
     
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  12. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    Like it or not most of the supporters have learned the Pochettino song and now they've ruined it by sacking the third line.

    I haven't watched Pompey this season and have no idea how they've been performing, but I don't think they can expect too much better based on current resources
     
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  13. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    No, the media thought that. 90% of fans didn't. We just don't want to get relegated again and would rather not play like ****e every week.
     
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  14. Kingsland block 37

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    I hadn't even thought of the biggest positive of this, the end of that stupid song :). They've still been getting decent crowds but even they admit the football is awful and it's a slippery slope. Most of the fans going now are very local, my road still having parking spaces on it on a Sat afternoon is testament to that! Hope they don't go down but continue to suffer!
     
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  15. Piebacca

    Piebacca Well-Known Member

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    Whoops.
     
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  16. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    Who would you like to see in charge now?
     
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  17. Dell Boy

    Dell Boy Well-Known Member

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    Do they really need a full time manager? Couldn't supporters take it in turns?
     
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  18. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    Spencer Day, currently manager of Farnborough FC, the pride of North Hampshire
     
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  19. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    Could be time to go back to the days of selecting teams via a committee. If you paid your £1000 to join the trust you should be allowed to select a team or take a coaching session for your money
     
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  20. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    They are 9th in the Conference South, do you think he would be willing to downsize?
     
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