Off Topic The Rep Brothel

[kiwiqpr]

unless nz win tomorrow there will be no rep given

 

[Cove]

Watch yourselves, ninja rep has been spread without you lot even knowing it

 

[Agent Bruce]

Watch yourselves, ninja rep has been spread without you lot even knowing it

Has it?

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

repped all

Cheers AB.

Hope you're well buddy

repped

repped all i can

Evening H. Happy days on the Toon board

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Bedtime rep:-

Hornette_TID
Mexican Hornet
geitungur akurayrar
Ron
JohnHumbles,tape recorder
Debuchy's Tattooist
AB
LTF
Geordie lass in the Fen
Obi Wan

That's me worn out and off to bed

Night all

H

Hard to type tonight/ Nite all

And you too.

Have repped where I can!

reppppppp

 

[Wooperts_duck]

unless nz win tomorrow there will be no rep given

NZ win rep for kiwi

 

[smhbcfc]

Returned.

repped

 

[lamby]

And returned.

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Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the
Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another
man of the same calibre."

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repped

 

[Agent Bruce]

repped

Some back for you.

 

[Is Vic there?]

Watch yourselves, ninja rep has been spread without you lot even knowing it

Rep

 

[Wooperts_duck]

rep

Rep for ellandback

 

[Is Vic there?]

repped

Rep

 

[Is Vic there?]

unless nz win tomorrow there will be no rep given

rep

 

[Q]

Have repped a few

 

[Guywanderer]

splurged some more rep

CATHOLIC HORSES
A punter was at the horse races playing the ponies and all but losing
his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race.
Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the horses.

The punter made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse won the race.

He collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest would bless next.

He bet big on it, and it won. As the races continued the Priest kept blessing long shots, and each one ended up winning.

The punter was elated. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited for the Priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on ..

True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot of the day.

This time the priest blessed the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag. The punter knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag.

He watched dumbfounded as the old nag came in last. In a state of shock, he went to the track area where the Priest was.

Confronting Him, he demanded, 'Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed lost by a mile. Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings!'.
The Priest nodded wisely and with sympathy.

'Son,' he said, 'that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rites.'

Right rep time and first I need to dig out Chapmeister who keeps kindly leaving it yet I never see him post...

Repped a few

 

[Agent Bruce]

Repped a few

Don't go away empty handed, here's some for you.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Don't go away empty handed, here's some for you.

Rep awarded to Brucie

 

[Busy Being Headhunted]

Have repped a few

rep

repped

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the
Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another
man of the same calibre."

rep

Repped super hoopser

Every time I'm trying to get out, Superthickhoopser pulls me back in

So I spread some rep to rep him back, and got thrown in jail in the process. I'm a pathetic ninja at times...

In rep jail

The post of mine that you featured is a couple of years old! How did you come across it?

Will return rep asap

Looks like repping time is fast approaching

rep

 

[kiwiqpr]

Shortest Essay:
An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Physical Disability
4) Racism

5) Homosexuality


The prize-winner wrote:


'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged ****** is a ****'.

 

[East Stand Heckler]

Repped a few

Have repped a few

rep

Rep for ellandback

Some back for you.

repped

Repped

 

[lamby]

Watch yourselves, ninja rep has been spread without you lot even knowing it

NZ win rep for kiwi

repped

Repped a few

Repped

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