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Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Nov 3, 2013.

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  1. Beef

    Beef Well-Known Member

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    I have some 35yr old txting me, I don't know where she got my number from.......
     
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  2. Joe!

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    She angling for a Beef injection?
     
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  3. Beef

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    <laugh> Kinda weird tbh, don't even know what she looks like.
     
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  4. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    You could exchange selfies. How kewl would that be..!?!
     
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  5. Beef

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    Rather not may end up being ill!
     
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    I once had a Nigerian lady on BBM chatting me up and trying to get a visa to the UK! I only had her pin because the person whose phone it originally was sold it and somehow it ended up in her hands. <laugh>
     
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  7. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Hee-hee..!

    Didn't you even get an adrenalin rush when you read my suggestion though..?
     
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  8. Jose Fonte baby

    Jose Fonte baby Well-Known Member

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    You can do that on Snapchat!
     
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  9. Beef

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    Sorry to say no.
     
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  10. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Never apologise for saying no.
     
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    When changing phones a couple years back, I got a bunch of sexts. From a guy. Didn't have the heart to text him back and say that I probably wouldn't turn him on as much as he seemed to think.
     
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  12. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    You are very welcome to pass her on to me!
     
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  13. Dan

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    Taylor Swift and Hayley Williams flirting on Twitter. Double date, Joe?
     
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    * Villa and Southampton are the only two PL teams not to have thrown away points from a winning position this season.

    Quite a cool stat seeing how much was made about those 30 or so points we had in the bag last year but threw away
     
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    Sods law we will now go 3-0 up at Arsenal and lose 4-3. <laugh>
     
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  16. Joe!

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    Hell yes. They do seem to know each other, and apparently both live in Nashville. Also I just found this thing:

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    Let's foursome!
     
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  17. Dan

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    Despite that seizure-inducing gif ("blingee" sounds about right) I'm well up for it. I know Taylor would be too, she's already tapped that:

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  18. Joe!

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    That is a considerable height difference.
     
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  19. Dan

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    That's fine, I'm tall and I assume you're short for some reason, so it's a good match.
     
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  20. Joe!

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    I've got about a foot on Hayley. Just means I can throw her around more easily though.
     
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