Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Probably a good job

I ended up drinkling too much so didnt get much practice in you'll be pleased to know. I ended up where I couldnt turn a corner let alone stay on the racing lines so I put cod on for majority of the night

You didnt just show your face then **** off then?

Never works out like that does it

 

Mark Lawrenson is a scruffy looking twat, hes on MOTD2 now with a big ****ing grey cloud on his head and a hairy grey rat on his chin.

 

Watching that now. Hes prob growing it to keep warm in these storms we are getting

While beards are cool it doesnt suit Lawro

 

'doesnt suit' is an understatement DR.

 

Not as bad as when Owen did his!

 

He looked like a gnome.

 

**** me he did! Go and sit in the garden you boring jumped up little **** gnome

 

surely Newcastle should be in their away strip?

 

**** me the wind is battering my house and it's only 8pm

 

We have relatives in Cornwall and at tea time they said the waves were 25 ft high!

 

See they've cancelled all trains from south coast to London in rush hour tomorrow already

 

Only wind here is from the mrs

 

Dammmnnn, that's what I can smell

 

You saying she has bad breathe...?

 

Fanny farts

 

jesus christ on a f ucking bike, the press sh!tting themselves over the storm, its f uck all to worry about in my opinion, they're making a big deal out of it.

 

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I'm on my bike to work tomorrow. **** the storm.

#hardasnails
#champ

 

Would you think differently if some one lost their life due to it?

 

yes but they won't.