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What happened mate? Said you had a puncture<yikes>

I was in second but Alonso was all over me, I'd been defending position for three laps already and my tyres were shot (yet again <laugh>). Half way around the penultimate lap, he tried to undertake me and clipped me. Inevitably, I spun straight into the ****ing wall <doh> I limped round looking at positions and knowing you were a long way behind and in ninth, I was thinking "if I get in the pits quick, I could still be in the points when I get out". Despite no front wing and a puncture making for very hard controlablity, I was able to (albeit slowly) handle it. However, it decided to **** me up the anus! As I went into the pits and the auto drive took over, the xbox thought it was auto driving on the track despite there being a ****ing wall there <laugh>

#gotcrewed
#evened up

Already saved and switched off <ok>
 
You were 2nd!

I span, again when id pushed up to 4th and damaged my nose, again!

I do have to stop trying to get up the field as quick when I have a poor Q
 
You were 2nd!

I span, again when id pushed up to 4th and damaged my nose, again!

I do have to stop trying to get up the field as quick when I have a poor Q

Yep, lead from the first corner for four laps but Alonso was quicker. After all pit stops had taken place, I found myself in second but somehow ahead of Alonso :huh:
 
I was in second but Alonso was all over me, I'd been defending position for three laps already and my tyres were shot (yet again <laugh>). Half way around the penultimate lap, he tried to undertake me and clipped me. Inevitably, I spun straight into the ****ing wall <doh> I limped round looking at positions and knowing you were a long way behind and in ninth, I was thinking "if I get in the pits quick, I could still be in the points when I get out". Despite no front wing and a puncture making for very hard controlablity, I was able to (albeit slowly) handle it. However, it decided to **** me up the anus! As I went into the pits and the auto drive took over, the xbox thought it was auto driving on the track despite there being a ****ing wall there <laugh>

#gotcrewed
#evened up

Already saved and switched off <ok>

****, you were absolutely miles ahead of me

We could do Q for Belgium now? What do you think?
 
I have got some point making up to do, im going to have to have an amazing Belgium race, which I usually dont on 1 player
 
Only twenty minutes today <diva>


PS...just as well I start at 8.30am and the others don't arrive until 9am #getawaywithit

You're getting better, at least its not an hour!

So are you gonna throw a sicky and we'll play F1 all afternoon <whistle>

Thats a brilliant getting paid to
 
You're getting better, at least its not an hour!

So are you gonna throw a sicky and we'll play F1 all afternoon <whistle>

Thats a brilliant getting paid to

I was off Monday and Tuesday <laugh>

I only work half day Fridays anyway but, despite it being my shortest day, it is also my busiest <doh>
 
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Yeah I have too much to do and tom will be crunch day

Cant believe my controller last night <doh>

Id already span though before it just went off so thats no probs. Really enjoyed Germany, I couldve cried when I was right behind you and span! <laugh>

Hungary was eventful, esp for you. I spun again <doh> I cant believe it ****ed you over in the pits, well I can actually as it takes control of your car it can be so stupid. Dont know why they dont let you do that bit yourself, then you could run over everyone <laugh>

You could just press a button that keeps you under the pit lane speed limit.

Anyway, was a bit stop start lastnight, baby and obv controller but will be like that sometimes, well with the baby not the controller hopefully! It just wouldnt connect with the battery thing at the back. I have smashed it once or twice in the past though <whistle>

I'll sort the baby as Mrs goes to bed earlier but then once im in bed she'll get up in night if need be and get up in the morning and tbf she does this 6 days a week so im not swapping that even for F1! <laugh>
 
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Yeah I have too much to do and tom will be crunch day

Cant believe my controller last night <doh>

Id already span though before it just went off so thats no probs. Really enjoyed Germany, I couldve cried when I was right behind you and span! <laugh>

Hungary was eventful, esp for you. I spun again <doh> I cant believe it ****ed you over in the pits, well I can actually as it takes control of your car it can be so stupid. Dont know why they dont let you do that bit yourself, then you could run over everyone <laugh>

You could just press a button that keeps you under the pit lane speed limit.

Anyway, was a bit stop start lastnight, baby and obv controller but will be like that sometimes, well with the baby not the controller hopefully! It just wouldnt connect with the battery thing at the back. I have smashed it once or twice in the past though <whistle>

I'll sort the baby as Mrs goes to bed earlier but then once im in bed she'll get up in night if need be and get up in the morning and tbf she does this 6 days a week so im not swapping that even for F1! <laugh>

I got royally shafted four fold in the penultimate lap of Hungary; pushed off track, smashed front wing completely off, got a puncture and the pit lane **** up <doh> I bet I was as gutted about that as you were about spinning off when, quite literally, up my arse (see what I've done there <whistle>) going into the final lap in Germany
 
I got royally shafted four fold in the penultimate lap of Hungary; pushed off track, smashed front wing completely off, got a puncture and the pit lane **** up <doh> I bet I was as gutted about that as you were about spinning off when, quite literally, up my arse (see what I've done there <whistle>) going into the final lap in Germany

<laugh> Yes I bet you where as gutted!


So, about these helmuts, found a lovely purple one <whistle>