Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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The Mother-in-Law





The mother-in-law dropped in after shopping to find her son-in-law angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened?" she asked anxiously.
"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a day early from my fishing trip. I got home ...and guess what I found? Your daughter, Jean, in bed with a naked guy! This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Calm down, calm down!" said his mother-in-law. "There’s something very odd about that. Jean would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her and find out what happened."
A few minutes later, the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and said, "I told you there must be a simple explanation -she didn't receive your email."
 
Should be an easy win on paper. Trouble is never works out like that. Could be even more feisty than usual. Can see a couple of red cards.
 
lamballana said:
Should be an easy win on paper. Trouble is never works out like that. Could be even more feisty than usual. Can see a couple of red cards.
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A 5under1and win would treble their points total but I'm hoping it wont come to that.

Not many of the players have Derby Day experience so I hope they're made aware of how important the game is to the fans.

There'll be more passion shown than in a normal game, so there could quite easily be a red card or two shown.
 
Has rep been broke or summin? I've been tryin to rep obi back for ages but says I must spread regardless who I rep

I mean ****inm hell I swear I even repped a scouser...contemplated repping a mackem but will wait for weekend before I think about thjat again


Juve just scored
 
Doctor Shakou Yanga-Mbiwa said:
Has rep been broke or summin? I've been tryin to rep obi back for ages but says I must spread regardless who I rep

I mean ****inm hell I swear I even repped a scouser...contemplated repping a mackem but will wait for weekend before I think about thjat again


Juve just scored
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No rep works fine you have just recieved some read the rep education at the Wycombe branch
 
Doctor Shakou Yanga-Mbiwa said:
Has rep been broke or summin? I've been tryin to rep obi back for ages but says I must spread regardless who I rep

I mean ****inm hell I swear I even repped a scouser...contemplated repping a mackem but will wait for weekend before I think about thjat again


Juve just scored
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Rep for Doctor Shakou Yanga-Mbiwa

Katanga Katanga my friend........
 
Wife comes home early and catches Hubby having a **** in the kitchen.


She rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life.

Afterwards he says "We haven't had sex for 6 months and suddenly this . . . Why ??"
She answers "I only washed the floor this morning. I'd rather clean my teeth than get the ****ing mop out again !!"
 
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