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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep
     
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  2. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    great clip :grin:


    [video=youtube_share;KiuTG9SJyM0]http://youtu.be/KiuTG9SJyM0[/video]
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

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    wep for woopert
     
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  5. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Repped<cheers>
     
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  6. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Vic repped
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Rep for the grand masters
     
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  8. Busy Being Headhunted

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    cheers ACS
     
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  9. Busy Being Headhunted

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    repppp
     
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  10. wellyblue

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    Rep for acs! (you need a bigger signature! ;) )
     
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  11. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Cheers both<cheers>
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Just had a load of neg rep, not sure if it's safe to try and rep anybody now.
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

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    Hmmm no red bars showing, maybe it is safe to try repping people.
     
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  14. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    what was that all about
     
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  15. Wooperts_duck

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    Repped wellyblue
     
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  16. wellyblue

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    Rep for Wooperts...
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    who would dare neg rep you
     
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  18. kiwiqpr

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    rep later
    first a joke of sorts
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"


    The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you because you're not a monk."


    The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.




    The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..



    That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.





    The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
    "We can't tell you because you're not a monk."




    The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know.
    If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"


    The monks reply, "You must travel the Earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."


    The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the Earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.



    The monks reply, "Congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk.
    We shall now show you the way to the sound."



    The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.



    The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, "May I have the key?"


    The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.


    Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.... The man requests the key to the stone door.



    The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. And so it went on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...




    ...silver, topaz, and amethyst.




    Finally, the monks say, "This is the key to the last door."






    The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight ....








    ... But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
     
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  20. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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