Fantastic to see you Baldy, somebody said you'd won the lottery and run off with your young cleaning lady.
I haven't had much time lately AB as I've been working like a galley slave with my latest business venture, thankfully it's keeping me off the streets so the ladies of the night in Melton Mowbray are safe at the minute.... The downside is that the beer intake has reduced considerably and I've got less time on here to promote the excellence of Alan Pardew, however I'm still wearing my matching Pardew slippers and pyjamas to keep me cheerful when the players let him down.
