Married couple at home watching TV. Husband has remote & is switching back & forth between fishing channel and the porn channel. Wife becomes more & more annoyed, finally says: "For god's sake-leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
Come on, play fair. Since you banned me I've had a virus on my PC that erased all of my porn (and there was a serious amount of nudity on there). I've got my collection of nudie photos up to around 2,500 now, but it used to be five times that. And yes, I am a sad ****. I admit it. PS. If it helps I'm sorry I exposed you as a target of Operation Yewtree