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OT: The Mrs Gonzo Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Sep 19, 2013.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're like a dog with a ****ing bone. Leave the poor twat alone.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 19, 2013
  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Just passing on some usual info mate.

    #informedchoice
     
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    Tobes, Sep 19, 2013
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bet you wouldn't be doing that if he was one of yours <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 19, 2013
  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So much to look forward to. <whistle>
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 19, 2013
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't do it <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 19, 2013
  6. Milk

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    Yeah... I knew someone who went in for ball surgery.

    The doctors phone rang in his pocket right as he was about to make the incision.

    Made the poor doctor jump... his hands slipped and cut the balls and penis completely off.

    Poor doctor was traumetized.

    The guy getting snipped was OK though... they stopped the bleeding. Unfortunately one of his balls, as it flew off, hit him in the eye blinding him in that eye... but the other eye still works.

    After his genitals were cut off, he decided might as well be a lady. So he had a sex change now and gets in nightclubs for free on Wednesdays.

    Pretty sweet deal really. Poor doc is still a little traumetised to this day though.
     
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    Milk, Sep 19, 2013

  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's ****ing terrible <whistle>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 19, 2013
  8. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    To give that some balance, she was a bitch anyway, he moved on & re-married & he has a great life......
     
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  9. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    Was he called Bob?

    #nowsomeonesauntie
     
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    JonnyBaws, Sep 19, 2013
  10. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Bet your glad I asked now Luv ;)
     
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    Minxy, Sep 19, 2013
  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>

    .
     
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  12. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    ...
     
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  13. Magic Ted

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    Magic Ted, Sep 19, 2013
  14. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    Sturridge: Say what, he's gonna get what done to what..
    Suarez: Si, he el'loco senior Luv, I'm never gonna uncrosss my legs ever again holmes!

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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's ****ing horrific <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 19, 2013
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    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    <laugh> Quality posting Magic <applause>

    Could be worse...

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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 19, 2013
  17. BCR

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    There is not way I am opening any of that at this moment..... <laugh>
     
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    BCR, Sep 19, 2013
  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stop that now. That sent shivers down my spine <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 19, 2013
  19. Magic Ted

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    <yikes>..
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    42 days today. 41 days tomorrow :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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