OT: The Mrs Gonzo Thread

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Tobes said:
You're welcome mate.

He was alright afterwards though, well a week or so afterwards & he still winces at the sight of a steak knife......

Oh & he put on about 4 stone & went right off 'it'........about a year later he came home one Friday night & his missus had done one & cleared his house.

<whistle>
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You're like a dog with a ****ing bone. Leave the poor twat alone.
 
Tobes said:
You're welcome mate.

He was alright afterwards though, well a week or so afterwards & he still winces at the sight of a steak knife......

Oh & he put on about 4 stone & went right off 'it'........about a year later he came home one Friday night & his missus had done one & cleared his house.

<whistle>
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So much to look forward to. <whistle>
 
Yeah... I knew someone who went in for ball surgery.

The doctors phone rang in his pocket right as he was about to make the incision.

Made the poor doctor jump... his hands slipped and cut the balls and penis completely off.

Poor doctor was traumetized.

The guy getting snipped was OK though... they stopped the bleeding. Unfortunately one of his balls, as it flew off, hit him in the eye blinding him in that eye... but the other eye still works.

After his genitals were cut off, he decided might as well be a lady. So he had a sex change now and gets in nightclubs for free on Wednesdays.

Pretty sweet deal really. Poor doc is still a little traumetised to this day though.
 
Milk said:
Yeah... I knew someone who went in for ball surgery.

The doctors phone rang in his pocket right as he was about to make the incision.

Made the poor doctor jump... his hands slipped and cut the balls and penis completely off.

Poor doctor was traumetized.

The guy getting snipped was OK though... they stopped the bleeding. Unfortunately one of his balls, as it flew off, hit him in the eye blinding him in that eye... but the other eye still works.

After his genitals were cut off, he decided might as well be a lady. So he had a sex change now and gets in nightclubs for free on Wednesdays.

Pretty sweet deal really. Poor doc is still a little traumetised to this day though.
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That's ****ing terrible <whistle>
 
Milk said:
Yeah... I knew someone who went in for ball surgery.

The doctors phone rang in his pocket right as he was about to make the incision.

Made the poor doctor jump... his hands slipped and cut the balls and penis completely off.

Poor doctor was traumetized.

The guy getting snipped was OK though... they stopped the bleeding. Unfortunately one of his balls, as it flew off, hit him in the eye blinding him in that eye... but the other eye still works.

After his genitals were cut off, he decided might as well be a lady. So he had a sex change now and gets in nightclubs for free on Wednesdays.

Pretty sweet deal really. Poor doc is still a little traumetised to this day though.
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Was he called Bob?

#nowsomeonesauntie
 
Sturridge: Say what, he's gonna get what done to what..
Suarez: Si, he el'loco senior Luv, I'm never gonna uncrosss my legs ever again holmes!

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