If he hasn't... I suggest we track down where he lives and mob him with butcher knives to cut 'em off.
On the other hand... to be fair you should suggest this for the mrs as a trade off. SFW... no not really Or at the very least This. Only fair if you're getting your balls cut off for her.
I have no idea when I actually have this done but I will give you a date so that you can do a proper countdown as soon as I know.