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Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Rep for Debuchy
     
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  2. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    rep
     
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  3. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Caught up with a few tonight, now my rep is exhausted.
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    here you go
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    returned for cove
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    wep for woopert
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    repped
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging


    a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep


    of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.
    When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what


    he wanted.
    He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the


    money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.
    The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she


    told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls


    have any diseases?'
    Of course the Madam said 'No'.
    The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots


    after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.'
    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,


    the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
    He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten


    minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam,


    and headed out the door.
    The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in


    the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'
    He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents


    are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease


    that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby


    sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
    Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to


    bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.
    In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk,


    have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the Bastard who


    ran over my FROG!'
     
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  9. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Morning all
     
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  10. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  11. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    All the above have had something for the weekend
     
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  12. Cove

    Cove Well-Known Member

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    www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/26986/c61efb8e/de_buikschuiftekkel.html
     
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  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Morning Guy, a bit better than yesterday anyway.
     
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  14. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Yes Bruce sun shining happy days
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    A pleasant change from all the rain.
     
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  16. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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  17. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep
     
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  18. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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  19. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    evening all :)
     
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  20. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Good evening Hornette, and have some rep <ok>
     
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