Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

He's got some pretty strong competition from Mrs Brown.

 

And David Walliams & Catherine Tate.

 

And Miranda! Not to mention 80% of the stuff on BBC3.

 

I'd throw Michael McIntyre in there too, but from my experience I'm in the minority on that one.

 

Yeah can't believe BBC brought the rights for that ****.

 

Same he's annoying as ****.

 

You are not. One joke pony, his joke being screeching loudly and flopping his hair around.

 

Hey, hey, hey, people let's not get nuts!

Firstly Keith Lemmon, he's redeemed partially by the fact that he was in that amusing Bo Selecta Christmas song, a cover of I've Got You Babe with Davina MacColl and someone else I can't remember the name.

Secondly, Katherine Tate was quite good in Doctor Who, and was also in one of my favourite episodes (Turn Left)

Finally, as for Miranda, I think she's quite amusing. Sometimes her jokes are a bit miss, but a lot of the time, they're amusing.

 

Michael McIntyre might actually be a funny person, but in order to be a popular mainstream comic nowadays you have to make stupid jokes to cater to your stupid audience. Say anything smart and you're losing a bunch of people. Now is the inevitable juncture where I post a Stewart Lee video to illustrate my point.

[video=youtube;6YA5UdVhhsI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YA5UdVhhsI[/video]

(Skip to about 7:30 for the bit where he illustrates my point).

 

****ing hell mate, you have single handly managed to re-awaken my hatred for Pompey with your post.

Sort your sense of humour out, its ****.





































You skate bastard.

 

I was letting you off being a pompey fan. But now after this post I can't i'm afraid.

 

For what it's worth, I don't like the Catherine Tate show or anything with Keith Lemon in, I just like their roles in Doctor Who and random Christmas songs respectively.

 

There's no point trying to claw your way back from the cliffedge. You've gone a step too far.

Battlelines have been redrawn with Pompey.

Time to get both sides to mob up and come tooled up with Comedy boxsets at a yet to be designated "meet". (can't say openly, the old bill might be monitoring this)

For many years Pompey have claimed that Saints firm was a joke... now we can prove it to them.

 

Agreed, hence why I find Mock The Week isn't as funny as it used to be. The comedians they've got on there these days just can't seem to do proper satire.

 

Suppose you're one of the ones who will be saying that Sarah Millican is hilarious too?

 

I'm fat and I like cake! Laugh!

 

I don't like comedy.

 

I'll throw another name into the mix... Al Murray... he is nowhere near as amusing as he likes to think he is and irritates the **** out of me.

 

Al Murray plays a character though, he's actually incredibly bright. (Saying that Keith Lemon is a character as well, but I still hate the twat).

 

Soo I'm guessing by the lack of posts on here today the site is down for everyone else too. Although I can seemingly access it from my phone