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Naughty Ryan!

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  1. Snorlax

    Snorlax Active Member

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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Blimey Ryan keeping it in the family now
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    One quote: What's the big deal? After all he is Welsh -* surprised it wasn't his sister.

    Would have thought a better one would be, surprised it wasn't a sheep. (Sorry to our Welsh posters, it's only a joke).
     
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  4. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Incest is the best.

    It's a game for the whole family.
     
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    Shola's Concrete Boots, Jun 6, 2011
  5. SouthernToon

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    He probably just went on holiday like all footballers do now.. doubt he fled the country.

    But still funny if the sister part is true.
     
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    SouthernToon, Jun 6, 2011
  6. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Aye the rhetoric and language used is hilarious.

    Also like the quote from his 'paternal aunt'

    "it's SAID to be his Brother's wife..." ...so you're not sure? Only in the red-tops!
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    We used to play games when we had family gatherings, but I can't remember playing incest. How does it go?
     
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  8. why aye jims eye

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    Couldn't of happened to a nicer bloke
     
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  9. Cal.

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    I thought this was going to involve Ryan Taylor :(
     
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    Coming soon: Saving Ryan's Privates.

    An old drunk Scottish man tries to help a young man's marriage after allegations of infidelity (allegedly)
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    It happens all the time. If it had been Joe Soap instead of Giggsy we'd never have heard of it.
     
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    Yeah me too. Slightly relieved it Wasn't him haha .
     
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    Zoophilia isn't a laughing matter.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Erik, Jun 6, 2011
  14. Heavy Metal Toon

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    ffs why can't some people keep their cocks in their jeans?

    Welsh twat.
     
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  15. overseasTOON

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    Or their genes in their cocks...
     
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  16. why aye jims eye

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    He got away with it for 8 years, good effort.......................but seriously though wonder if he has any tips
     
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    why aye jims eye, Jun 6, 2011
  17. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jun 6, 2011
  18. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Brilliant! What's next?

    Ryan Giggs caught having sex with his daughter?
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jun 6, 2011
  19. overseasTOON

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    Mother-in-law?
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 6, 2011
  20. why aye jims eye

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    NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: The remnants of Leazes' chopped off penis have been found lodged up Ryan Giggs' backside. Amazingly he seems to have played the entire 2011/12 season with it there as DNA test prove the item was hacked off on Monday 6th June when Gervinho signed for Newcastle United
     
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    why aye jims eye, Jun 6, 2011
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