Imagine the job interview:
Interviewer: So, It says here that you took over a promising team on the brink of European qualification and pulled off one of the worst season's in Premier League history relagating the side to the Championship.
Southgate: Yes that is true.
Interviewer: and you also worked for us at the FA recently to.
Southgate: That is true.
Interviewer: and how did that turn out?
Southgate: It was a disaster.
Interviewer: So why should we hire you for this role?
Southgate: Because I'm English and your far to proud to hire a foreign coach.
Interviewer: You have the job. Welcome a board.