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Nads

Nads

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South Shields.. Home be SR6
..9 hours time and i'll be away.

Quite a strange feeling, i must say.

I have to say, i haven't had a seconds doubt about any of this, even the grand send off last night, and the bearhugs and handshakes of my close pals who i'll see sporadically going forward never waivered my thoughts, so that's a winner...

I'll be on here lots, but i may be without a connection for a few days, depending how quick it is to get things up and running over there.

Enjoyed the typically English **** weather today, had a little drive around the city, and around Newcastle, really relaxing actually, enjoyed it, despite a hangover that could have reduced a bison to tears.

Wherever i am in the world, i'll be a proud Mackem, indeed proud to be from England's wonderful north east, with our passionate people and strong if often completely bollocks opinions, i'm gonna miss a few things about our once great land, a lot of things to be fair.

However, 2 new business ventures, doing a job i love, sun , sea and sand.

The wonderfully sociable nature of the Andalucian people, and a beautiful apartment with a golf course attached, and an unobstructed sea view, topped off with a magnificent tan.

Goodbye England, i'll miss you.

Hola Espana, i think i'm gonna fall in love with you.

All the best lads, and remember, you rabble are my eye on the lads now, and i'm gonna get you all hooked on Malaga CF!

It's going to be mad.... <ok>
 
So you will be watching Ruud next season then. Its a story of what could have been for us. Good luck mate, im sure it will be a struggle in Spain, what with the terrible weather, cheap houses and all but youll manage
 
I reckon we could get Bill to visit... He seems a bit of a Ben Kingsley character. Multiple commas and all.
 
One Chance Asamoah said:
So you will be watching Ruud next season then. Its a story of what could have been for us. Good luck mate, im sure it will be a struggle in Spain, what with the terrible weather, cheap houses and all but youll manage
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Cheap houses?? I ****ing wish!

Aye be interesting watching Ruud, personally i think he's finished, and they have signed him to use his big name to attract others.

The ground looks fantastic mind, one of those open bowl type Spanish affairs, and i hear the atmosphere is great, really loud, looking forward to the big derby with Sevilla, and of course the Barca, Real and Valencia games.

They'll probably clash with our ****ing derbies mind...
 
Bruceys - I have only one piece of advice for you as you strut your stuff along the beach . .

. . stuff yer socks down the FRONT of yer brief swimming shorts . .

. . not down the back .

End of.
 
Bruceys Beak said:
Thanks for the top tip marra.

(no padding is required ;))
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http://newslite.tv/2009/04/20/swimming-trunks-give-men-a-bea.html

A swimwear company has designed a range of swimming trunks which they claim do for men's groins what the Wonderbra did for women's breasts.

The trunks give a boost to the male anatomy so that even when emerging from a cold sea in wet lycra swimming trunks your modesty is kept intact.

'Rooster Boosters' work by the wearer slipping a patented padded cup into a pocket at the front of the swimshorts, specially designed to enhance the shape of their penis.

Makers say the cup also offers additional comfort to men who will be able to select from a variety of padding sizes ... I'm guessing XXL will be a best seller.

A spokesperson for Busy Summer who produce the £19 trunks said: "The problem with speedos has always been that the male anatomy in wet body hugging lycra is at very least unattractive.

"After all cold water is extremely punishing.

"Much like a padded bra enhances and shapes the breast, the unique patented cup device enhances and shapes the groin region."

She added that the trunks can be used to "create the discrete illusion that you are packing a bit more than you actually have" and are less obvious than "squashed retracted genitalia behind wet lycra."
 
Good luck, as long as your happy is all that counts. Always liked reading your posts, very balanced view and always straight from the heart, you say it as you see it. All the best. <ok>
 
I went to Malaga 2 years ago and fell in love with the place. Ive looked out for their results ever since!
 
Good Luck BB i know what it is like to leave your family & friends and try somthing new.
It will all work out if you just give it a chance.
I have lived in th USA now for 9 years and i wont look back.

You will make it mate just stick with it.
 
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