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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Probably because you were staring at it
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Aug 16, 2013
  2. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Big one ....good to make soup.Some restuarant make them special.Bet RHC would love it..<ok>
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Aug 16, 2013
  3. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Get on google translate big man, it should help you out.

    You weren't high were you?
     
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    BCR, Aug 16, 2013
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****hound <ok> Anyway, it was moving towards me. I had to move my foot <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 16, 2013
  5. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Get a snail chariot then <ok>

    #busesarewank
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Aug 16, 2013
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #sensingpotentialderailattempt
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 16, 2013

  7. Super G Ted'inho

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    #ontopic
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 16, 2013
  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Had you pushed in the queue? Sounds like the snail queued up before you
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Aug 16, 2013
  9. Lucas Talking

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    Depends on whether they are African or European snails.

    Oh, and if they are laden.
     
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    Lucas Talking, Aug 16, 2013
  10. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Surely that's desnail not derail <doh>
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Aug 16, 2013
  11. saintanton

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    How do you persuade a snail to make soup?
     
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  12. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Snail do not need any persuasion. After all, it cannot move fast. Take it out of the shell.<ok>
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Aug 16, 2013
  13. Zingy

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    Poor snail probably looked at you and thought "****, this guy looks like he could eat me" and ****ed off as fast as possible. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Aug 16, 2013
  14. Super G Ted'inho

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 16, 2013
  15. BBFs Unpopular View

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    So much for a snail's pace<laugh>

    I keep a few Ampullariidae in aquariums which are large fuggers, commonly called Apple Snails.
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    They can move quickly enough when they want to, especially when food is concerned, they even pick up the food and shield it from the shrimp, the greedy cnuts.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    It didn't get on the bus, so I assume it was on it's way somewhere <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 16, 2013
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Dribbles can do anything <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 16, 2013
  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    That's my point. Much faster than you think <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 16, 2013
  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    It was moving TOWARDS me <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 16, 2013
  20. organic red

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    Did it have a name,this snail you speak of?
     
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