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I had a mate who had a racing snail. It's form dipped so he removed the shell to make it more aerodynamic. Didn't work though. He said it made it even more sluggish.

It is Friday. Seriously though, that thing moved quicker than I expected.

Probably because you were staring at it
 
Poor snail probably looked at you and thought "****, this guy looks like he could eat me and my family plus all their mates and their families too" and ****ed off as fast as possible. <ok>

Fixed <ok>
 
So much for a snail's pace<laugh>

I keep a few Ampullariidae in aquariums which are large fuggers, commonly called Apple Snails.
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They can move quickly enough when they want to, especially when food is concerned, they even pick up the food and shield it from the shrimp, the greedy cnuts.